Greatest Dope Story Ever Told

Someone finally uploaded one of the funniest comedy routines ever done by the late, great Ron Shock. It’s called the greatest dope story ever told. It’s a long story in his thick southern drawl about smoking the best marijuana ever. It’s absolutely worth listening to.

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  • Chiroptera

    Ha ha ha. I saw the word “dope” and thought this was going to be about a Republican candidate for some office.

  • shouldbeworking

    I thought it would be about one of Hambone’s supporters in the Great Debate.

  • dingojack

    “… It’s a long story in his thick southern drawl about smoking the best marijuana ever…”

    No wonder you gave up stand-up Ed, you really undersell the routine.

    :) Dingo

  • Al Dente

    I kept expecting the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers to make an appearance during that story.

  • Gregory in Seattle

    Funny, but I think The Smoke Off by Shel Silverstein — yes, THAT Shel Silverstein — is funnier. Better is to find a recording of him reading it.

  • comfychair

    That is not by any means a thick southern drawl…

  • dingojack

    Greg – try here to start off..


  • richardelguru

    Terribly OT, but I’ve noticed for a few days that Ed’s Recent Postings aren’t.

    Seems not to be updating.

    Does anyone else notice, or is it just me?

  • Al Dente

    Does anyone else notice, or is it just me?

    It’s not just you.

  • Moggie

    Well that’s sixteen minutes of my life I’ll never get back.

  • Sastra

    He’s a good storyteller, but I didn’t think it was funny. I’ve never been stoned. It felt a little like being the only sober person at a party where the main topic of conversation is how drunk everyone is. Never really been drunk, either.

    Do not invite me anywhere fun.

  • WMDKitty — Survivor

    This. Is. HILARIOUS!

  • WMDKitty — Survivor

    “Oh wow” indeed!

  • Gregory in Seattle

    @dingojack #7 – Many thanks. I have two of his albums, and it never occurred to me to look on YouTube.

  • Sunday Afternoon

    And there was me thinking “Greatest Dope Story” = Lance Armstrong until I saw the still in the Youtube video…

  • scorinth

    I’ve heard some really good, hilarious comedy routines involving getting high, but the joke in the good ones is rarely “we were *so* stoned, man”. Maybe the story of the greatest dope, but not the greatest “dope story.”

  • dingojack

    “The greatest dope story ever told”?

    Wait – is this the one starring Charlton Heston and John Wayne (with a cast of a thousand stoners)?

    😉 Dingo

  • fixme

    I posted directly on the youtube link as well. I waited 16 minutes and 30 seconds for the funny part that never came. admittedly, i don’t smoke weed. no disrespect to those that do, but i may be a prereq of this vid.