Fischer: Gay People Need to Attack Satan’s Stronghold

Bryan Fischer says gay people aren’t really gay, they’ve just let Satan get a “stronghold” inside their brain.

“A lot of homosexuals think they were born that way because they’ve got a stronghold in their mind, the world and the flesh and the Devil has gotten this stronghold, this error that’s seeped into their brains,” Fischer said. “And it’s a stronghold, it’s a fortress, it is so powerfully reinforced that people think they’ve always been this way and there’s not anything they can do about it and so they don’t even make the effort. Now that’s not to say it’s easy, but it can be done.”

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  • busterggi

    You’d think a loving omnipotent god wouldn’t let a mere former servant fuck up his creation.

  • raven

    Fischer: Gay People Need to Attack Satan’s Stronghold

    Fisher doesn’t know anything.

    If you are going to storm satan’s stronghold, you need better gods.

    Try the Olympians and the Aesir. They are much better in battle situations. I can see the next Marvel movie already. Thor, Odin, Aires, and Zeus against satan, the Frost Giants, Sauron, and Darth Vader with guest appearances by Luke Skywalker and Gandalf.

  • timberwoof

    The other day I attended a meeting of the Department of Evangelical Possessions, in which I’m a Second Assistant Undersecretary to the Minister of Evangelical Possessions. As it happens, Bryan Fischer was one of the items of discussion. As a subject of one of our Possessions, he’s coming along quite nicely. He hasn’t got the slightest clue that he’s possessed by the very demons he has been conditioned to rail against in his speeches. (He’s a double-counter-sub-op False Flag operation, and our cover is so deep and well-structured that I can even talk about it openly without fear of actual discovery.)

    What? You don’t believe me? You think that mere observation and logic is a weapon against the likes of us and our agents such as Bryan Fischer? Ayieaaagh! *poof*

  • Synfandel

    …the world and the flesh and the Devil has gotten this stronghold.

    The world and the flesh and the Devil … The world and the flesh and the Devil? … I give. What’s he talking about?

  • Synfandel

    raven @2, please let’s get Xena in there. She’s fun.

  • matty1

    @4 He’s basically quoting a Christian tradition of listing those three things together as sources of bad stuff. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_world,_the_flesh,_and_the_devil

  • raven

    raven @2, please let’s get Xena in there. She’s fun.

    Sure.

    The battle groups are still evolving.

    They really need Xena, Athena, Freya, and a few LOTR Elves at the least.

  • matty1

    It occurs to me you could get an entire seasons worth of battles of the bands out of this blog.

    This week – “Attack Satan’s Stronghold”, “Disloyalty to America” and for the first time in this venue “Full Alex Jones”

  • Phillip IV

    they’ve got a stronghold in their mind

    While Fischer doesn’t even have a strong hold on his mind…

  • Synfandel

    @9 Phillip IV:

    Ooo, snap! Good one.

  • justawriter

    The part Fischer’s flunkies edited out … “and by Satan’s Stronghold I mean my butt. Really, what does a guy have to do to get a date around here?”

  • Pierce R. Butler

    The World, the Flesh, and the Devil was a great movie for its time, but it rather underplayed the gay implications of an interracial MMF threesome.

  • http://www.facebook.com/den.wilson d.c.wilson

    So, Fischer thinks the brain is Satan’s stronghold. Why am I not surprised?

  • vmanis1

    I should point out that one of the terms used to refer to the Devil (or maybe Satan or Beelzebub, the New Testament is kind of vague on who all these evil folks are) is `Father of Lies’. Bryan Fischer seems to be following in the family tradition.

  • logicgrrl

    “The World, the Flesh and the Devil”, 1959 starring Harry Belafonte, Inger Stevens & Mel Ferrer. An underrated Sci-Fi film!

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    Dibs on band name!

  • matty1

    Modusoperandi

    Dibs on band name!

    OK, you’re on after Never Too Extreme To Win, don’t overrun your slot as we have to lock up by eleven.

  • http://polrant@blogspot.com democommie

    If I squint I can see Bryan Fischer, naked except for some really strappy leather accessories, getting a “Satanic stranglehold” on his Johnson while shouting, “Bad penis, BAD PENIS!!”.