Those who have been following my blog for many years may remember the names Kyle Bristow and Jason Van Dyke, two white supremacist douchebags who went to Michigan State and managed to get law degrees from other schools. They’ve filed an amicus brief in the Michigan marriage equality case in the 6th Circuit on behalf of the Traditionalist Youth Network. It’s every bit as inane as you would expect it to be.
It’s certainly not surprising that they would want to deny gay people the right to get married, both are hardcore bigots in every imaginable way. When my good friend Todd Heywood successfully petitioned a court to unseal arrest and conviction records for Van Dyke involving firearms charges that ended with him leaving MSU, he posted this charming message in response:
AIDS Infected Faggot and his Moonbat Buddy Are Playing With Fire
AIDS-ridden highway rest stop bathroom connoisseur Todd Heywood may not like what he gets when he plays with fire. When I first heard that he managed to convince a judge to essentially ignore the law and the clear intent of the Michigan legislature, I thought about just letting this one go. The truth of the matter is that Todd Heywood will die a horrible death due to complications from AIDS and will be screaming and rotting in Hell before I am even halfway into my career. Unfortunately for him, I don’t think there are any reststops on the road to the Malebolge – although I am sure he will find himself in the company of an entire legion of faggots.
Suffice to say, I am not going to let this stand. I plan on filing an Application for Leave to Appeal with the circuit court by the end of next week. In the interim, I am nearly finished compiling the information needed for a lawsuit that I intend to file against these two moonbats. Maybe, after spending a fortune on legal bills only to end up paying a hefty judgment, they will think twice before they tangle with me again.
Ironically, he had argued to the judge that unsealing those records would hurt his legal career. Apparently it never occurred to him that posting vile stuff like this in public might hurt his legal career. He never did sue over it, of course. This was all just pseudo-macho bluster, a little posturing for his bigoted buddies. I’m sure it made him the most popular kid on the white supremacist playground all week long.
The brief reads like one of Larry Klayman’s brief, heavy on political rhetoric and short on legal arguments.
The reason why banning same-sex marriage is a legitimate state interest is because the State of Michigan’s inherent police powers authorize the government to promote the health, safety, morals, and public welfare of its people, and it is respectfully submitted that same-sex marriage is an affront to the health, safety, morals, and public welfare of the residents of the State of Michigan—which is why the Western and American legal traditions have proscribed sodomy—much less same-sex marriage—for thousands and hundreds of years, respectively.
Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.
W. B. Yeats, “The Second Coming,” (1919).
Uh, did you guys think you were writing a 10th grade composition paper instead of a legal brief?
Whereas sodomy was abhorred throughout Western and American history—and was permitted to be criminalized from time immemorial until Bowers v. Hardwick was reversed roughly a decade ago per Lawrence v. Texas— it is now so chic that its activists have been able to convince learned jurists to normalize it by ordering that those who
practice sodomy be permitted to marry one another.
So chic? Really?
Either government can reasonably regulate marriage, or it cannot—there is no middle ground. If a state cannot be permitted to define marriage as simply as constituting one man and one woman, then our culture will be taken down a very slippery slope that will see pedophiles, polygamists, zoophiles, those in incestuous relationships, and every other sexual deviant with proclivities now known or to be invented to challenge laws that, likewise, prevent them from marrying whom—or what—they wish.
That’s one of the dumbest slippery slope arguments you’ll ever see. The standard, if one applies the rational basis test, is whether a given law is rationally related to a legitimate state interest. One can, of course, conclude that a ban on same-sex marriage does not serve a legitimate state interest while a ban on polygamy and pedophilia does. In fact, one would have be a complete idiot not to see the obvious distinction between gay marriage and pedophilia.
Amusingly, the brief spends quite a bit of time arguing against Lawrence v Texas and saying that the law should still throw gay people in jail, quoting Robert Bork and Phyllis Schlafly. They also quote Roy Moore’s concurrence in Ex Parte HH, which I have quoted many times as well, in which he said that the state has the power of the sword and must use it to punish homosexuality.
The whole point of the brief is one long argument from tradition — hey, we used to be able to kill gay people and put them in prison and now we can’t. Gosh, I feel so sad for you that other people are actually getting the right to live their lives free from your fascist religious desires. My heart fucking bleeds for you.