White Man’s March Protest Signs

After that ridiculous White Man’s March a few weeks ago, people began posting about potential protesting signs on Twitter using the hashtag #WhiteManMarchProtestSigns and the results are absolutely hilarious. A few of my favorites below the fold.

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  • marcus

    And of course the classic-always a winner-

    “WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?1?1!!?!one!!!!11elenty!!?

  • dingojack

    I would have thought:

    IMPEACH OBAMA

    because of

    [Insert de-bunked conspiracy theory here].

    :/ Dingo

  • John Pieret

    WE SHALL OVERCOME ALL THE PRIVILEGES WE’VE BEEN GIVEN!

  • dingojack

    Or perhaps the classic:

    I’m with Stoopid

    Dingo

  • Michael Heath

    Sasha Pixlee tweats:

    I AM VERY WORRIED THAT YOU WILL TREAT ME AS BADLY AS I TREAT YOU

    This from an article Andrew Sullivan blogged about this morning:

    White Americans become more conservative when they’re told that whites might soon be a minority in the US, according to a new study in Psychological Science.

  • Loqi

    Why don’t we get the same amount of attention from the police as the darker skinned people? We want to feel safe and protected too!

    #everyonepayattentiontome

    #imimportant

  • snoeman

    That one from MarkusJ is awesome.

  • sinned34

    As a straight white (formerly) Protestant male, I approve of these messages.

  • Onamission5

    #1 and #7 did me in.

  • John Horstman

    Hehe, good stuff.

  • Abby Normal

    We didn’t take this land from the red skins just to hand it over to the black, brown, and yellow skins.

  • caseloweraz

    Here’s an interview with Kyle Hunt, the man behind the White Man March, conducted by Dave Schilling. This paragraph cracked me up:

    I asked to speak to Kyle over the phone, but he refused after discovering that I write a weekly column on racial issues. He was gracious enough to respond to my questions over email anyway. He sent back answers (most of which came with handy-dandy links to White-pride websites as “evidence”), with my questions highlighted in what Kyle described as “Commie red.” For the sake of my readers’ eyeballs, I have changed them all back to black. Hope he doesn’t mind them being black.

  • http://polrant@blogspot.com democommie

    # I am tired of DRIVING the bus.

  • jameshanley

    I’m no mathematician, but 5/3 isn’t actually correct, is it?

  • freehand

    Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    .

    My local college has four white students – all on the croquet team!

  • freehand

    True story – my son went to a community college in Missouri twenty years ago that had 7 black students – all on the basketball team.

  • Chiroptera

    jameshanley, #14: I’m no mathematician, but 5/3 isn’t actually correct, is it?

    I am a mathmematician (at least I teach college level math), and I think it is correct. If the intent of the joke is what I think it is (1 black person = 3/5 white person means that 5/3 black person = 1 white person).

    On the other hand, I’ve been sleep deprived since the end of spring break, so I offer no warranties.

  • http://www.shannonhubbell.com brundlefly

    What do we want?

    WHITE HISTORY MONTH!

    When do we want it?

    ALL YEAR ROUND!

  • http://polrant@blogspot.com democommie

    “What do we want?

    A return to a better time. A time when women were quiet, blacks were property and queers didn’t exist. AMEN!”

    I know it’s not short and pithy, but I suspect it’s fairly accurate.

  • dingojack

    “White Men’s Movement: Forever 50’s”

    Dingo

  • jonathangray