With the colossal failure of the latest hundred man march to remove Obama from office, Operation American Spring, Twitter had a lot of fun with the hashtag #AmericanSpringExcuses. There were some great ones. Keith Lowell Jensen got into the act:
Busy watching all them Duck Dynasty DVDs I bought the last time I got all excited about something. #AmericanSpringexcuses
— Keith Lowell Jensen (@keithlowell) May 17, 2014
#AmericanSpringexcuses But there's this huge clearance sale of Duck Dynasty merchandise at Walmart!
— Randall Flagg (@VegasWalkinDude) May 17, 2014
I was almost there, we stopped, drank some juice boxes and now I'm gay according to Alex Jones #AmericanSpringexcuses
— Patrick (@QuadCityPat) May 17, 2014
#AmericanSpringExcuses There WERE ten million of us, you just couldn't see us because of the camo.
— TBogg (@tbogg) May 16, 2014
#AmericanSpringexcusesSaw a rainbow in the sky on the way over and got spooked. Thought gay agenda had gone airborne.
— Gef Fox (@WagTheFox) May 16, 2014
— Persephone Clover (@PersephoneC) May 16, 2014
— Riley Lynch (@RileyLynch) May 16, 2014
Well that’s true. You gotta find out who is the baby daddy.