Here’s one of the weirder attempts to get out of being arrested you’ll ever hear about. A man in Washington was pulled over for drunk driving and told the police officer that they could do a blood test, but he was only drunk on the holy spirit, not alcohol. Turns out, not so much.
A 28-year-old Tacoma, Washington man told police they would only find heavenly stimulants in his system after he was arrested for allegedly driving into another car before attacking a gas station clerk, KOMO-TV reported on Tuesday.
Police documents state that the suspect, Anthoney Stanley, told officers that “he is filled with the Holy Spirit and said the officer could draw his blood, but all he would find would be God.”…
Despite Stanley’s assurances that he was full of the “Holy Spirit,” police drew a sample of his blood. He was charged with driving under the influence, hit-and-run, attempted robbery and driving with a suspended license.
Maybe Jesus will send him bail money.