Seriously, GOP?

The Republican Party is preparing to run against Hillary Clinton in the 2016 presidential race and they’ve unveiled their secret weapon: A man in a 6-foot squirrel costume. Why? Because “Another Clinton in the White House is NUTS.” Get it? Nuts! Squirrels like nuts!

The Republican National Committee released a new web video, “It’s Nuts,” starring the HRC Squirrel, who has been tailing Hillary Clinton and the Ready for Hillary bus as they travel to recent stops on her “book tour.” The squirrel made its first public appearance Friday at Hillary Clinton’s event at The George Washington University’s Lisner Auditorium.

The HRC Squirrel is a political animal, or sciurus politicus, determined to let Americans know that another Clinton in the White House would be nuts. Known for its keen memory, the squirrel recognizes the dangers of a Hillary Clinton presidency and will continue to dig up her record, no matter how hard the liberal media tries to bury it.

“What’s the difference between an Obama presidency and a Clinton presidency? NUTTIN,” tweeted @HRCSquirrel. Eager to expose just how out of touch Hillary Clinton has become, the squirrel noted, “Neither of us has driven since 1996, but I’m a squirrel. What’s Hillary Clinton’s excuse?”

“In recent days, Hillary Clinton has revealed just how out of touch she is and that she doesn’t seem ready for prime time,” said RNC Chairman Reince Priebus. “As we continue to expose her failed record and bad choices, Democrats will start to worry whether it was wrong to put all their acorns in one basket for 2016.”

So apparently the GOP has now hired a 9-year old to plot political strategy.

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