Garrow: Obama Replacing God With Allah

Jim Garrow, the far-right self-declared former CIA officer who lives in a fantasy world where Obama tried to nuke South Carolina, talks to aliens and is going to have Canada invade the country, delivered one of his typically ludicrous rants on Facebook:

Even a politician can see that Obama is part of an overall conspiracy. Yes, there is that word which means conspiring together with others to some purpose or end. The direction is to effect the Cloward-Piven strategy of “overwhelming the system” to cause it to crash and thereby be replaced with a socialist/marxist system of Obama’s making. The rule of law is ignored and treated as a mere inconvenience. The Constitution is, in Obama’s words, “a seriously flawed document”. His plan is to enact methods and regulations that have failed in every country that has embraced them. He feels not only above the law but more intelligent and able then the Founding Fathers whose brilliance created the nation. His marxist muslim favorings lead to the trashing of the Judeo-Christian roots of America and its blessings from the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. To sing the praises of allah and to replace the God that loved us enough to send His own Son to die in our place as a propitiation for our sins, with the death cult of the muslim is to insult the very basis on which the nation is founded. The inspired Scriptures form that very foundation.

The arrogance of this man knows no bounds and will result in the death of this republic unless we stand tall and show him the door after telling him the meaning of “no”.

Funny how this often-predicted “death of the republic” never actually happens. And we haven’t turned into a communist hellhole yet. In fact, the stock market has boomed under Obama and corporate profits are at an all-time high. He must be the worst communist ever.

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  • dysomniak “They are unanimous in their hate for me, and I welcome their hatred!”

    Replacing God with Allah? Next thing you know he’ll be serving vino instead of wine and have the elevators in the white house torn out so they can put in lifts instead!

  • Chiroptera

    The rule of law is ignored….

    Speaking of which, I have never seen evidence that the major players among the right wing even know what “rule of law” means.

  • http://www.ranum.com Marcus Ranum

    ‘Cuz “allah” is totally not arabic for “god”!

    What an ignoramus. Jews and christians and muslims and mormons all worship the same celestial motherfucker.

  • caseloweraz

    Garrow: The direction is to effect the Cloward-Piven strategy of “overwhelming the system” to cause it to crash and thereby be replaced with a socialist/marxist system of Obama’s making.

    This term refers to a strategy of overwhelming the U.S. welfare system in order to force its replacement with a guaranteed living wage for every American. It’s not even as general as the Overton Window concept.

    But if I may misuse it the way Garrow does, perhaps someone used a Cloward-Piven strategy on his mind. It must be terrible to feel your mind crash.

  • bahrfeldt

    “Judeo-Christian roots of America and its blessings from the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob.” So he loyally observes the Old Testament dietary laws, worships on the Biblical Sabbath instead of the Pope’s “Lord’s Day” and obeys that bit about blended fabrics?

  • caseloweraz

    Garrow: His plan is to enact methods and regulations that have failed in every country that has embraced them.

    To “enact” is to turn proposals (“bills”) into law — the function of Congress, per the Constitution.

    But I guess Obama can do this because he has the Congress in the palm of his hand. /sarc

  • hexidecima

    what will these morons do when Obama leaves office? Certainly, nothing can match their delusions about a man with dark skin.

  • lofgren

    nothing can match their delusions about a man with dark skin.

    Hey now, they have a whole new set of delusions to wield against women and gays. (And non-Christians, but I don’t see a non-Christian candidate as being viable in this country for at least another few decades.)

  • dingojack

    ” To sing the praises of allah and to replace the God that loved us enough to send His own Son to die in our place as a propitiation for our sins, with the death cult of the muslim is to insult the very basis on which the nation is founded.”

    Surely worth a least an ‘honourable mention’ in the fierce competition for the Bryan Fisher Award.

    Dingo

  • Taz

    His plan is to enact methods and regulations that have failed in every country that has embraced them. He feels not only above the law but more intelligent and able then the Founding Fathers whose brilliance created the nation.

    That’s not even the worst of it. He’s already conspired with whoever he conspires with to ensure that the person elected in 2016, whoever it is, continues with his nefarious plans, whatever they are!

  • colnago80

    Re Marcus Ranum @ #3

    The blog’s resident physics professor and math department chairman would beg to differ with you. The Christian “god” is a triune while the Jewish, Muslim, and Mormon “god” is a singleton.

  • Mr Ed

    Sorry I can only give this 30db on the Beck/Bachmann scale. Not knowing that Allah is the Abrahamic god and making no reference to Agenda 21 cost him points.

  • dugglebogey

    Whoever this lunatic is, he also needs to learn the difference between “than” and “then.”

  • John Pieret

    the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob

    The God Muslims talk about is a lot closer to the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob than the Christian version. Allah, like the “Judeo-” God, is a single person, not the Triune whatever the Christians worship.

  • StevoR : Free West Papua, free Tibet, let the Chagossians return!

    He must be the worst communist ever.

    Depending on how you define “worst” – and possibly also “communist” – I’d guess that honour goes to either Stalin or Gorbachev.

    Certainly not Obama who doesn’t qualify on either count being neither communist nor particularly extreme in badness / goodness.

  • http://www.ranum.com Marcus Ranum

    The blog’s resident physics professor and math department chairman would beg to differ with you. The Christian “god” is a triune while the Jewish, Muslim, and Mormon “god” is a singleton.

    Yeah, he’s welcome to present the evidence.

  • StevoR : Free West Papua, free Tibet, let the Chagossians return!

    @3. Marcus Ranum : “What an ignoramus. Jews and christians and muslims and mormons all worship the same celestial motherfucker.”

    What Jesus? The Holy Spirit? Or the other one which is really identical to them except only one of those faiths says that and each of those Abrahamic faiths has been saying the other two have got it horribly wrong and are now killing each other over who has the most peaceful, forgiving and real divinity?

    IOW, clearly none of them agrees with ya.

    @7. hexidecima : .”.what will these morons do when Obama leaves office? Certainly, nothing can match their delusions about a man with dark skin.”

    Forget they ever said anything and pretend it never happened? Have a major sugar bile crash? Finally realise how silly they’ve been and apologise humbly to the world having learnt from their errors?

    Place your bets now and we’ll see in a few years time I guess.

    (Have they gotten over Clinton yet some of them?)

    @dugglebogey : “Whoever this lunatic is, he also needs to learn the difference between “than” and “then.”

    Inn faerness thet culd jus be a typoo tho’ – dem du ‘appen ya?

  • StevoR : Free West Papua, free Tibet, let the Chagossians return!

    @16. Marcus Ranum & #11. colnago80 : God is a fuzzy mystery and both interpretations have cases that are and can be made for ’em.

    Perhaps its a quantum interdimensional thingy or maybe Gods just a very hyperactive asexual cell that’s caught forever splitting three ways – mitosis divine plus a bit extra?

    Whatever the case, if we disagree on whether gods one, three or a thousand all combined, all or none of the above, lets not do what they do and start killing each other over it eh?

  • StevoR : Free West Papua, free Tibet, let the Chagossians return!

    PS. Wave particle duality anyone?

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    Even a politician can see that Obama is part of an overall conspiracy.

    I didn’t even know the conspiracy involved overalls.

  • Trebuchet

    I think I ask this every time this clown comes up: Garrow lives in Canada. Does anyone know his actual citizenship?

  • Pen

    He can do this you know. Everyone knows how in Obama is with all those techno-geek types. Even as we speak he’s probably paying them to create some kind of net-bot* that searches for every instance of the word ‘God’ on the internet and replaces it with ‘Allah’.

    * I do so know what I’m talking about.

  • dingojack

    Pen – so Garrow will be writing to complaining about ‘Obama replacing Allah with Allah’?

    Dingo

  • DonDueed

    Modus:

    I didn’t even know the conspiracy involved overalls.

    Mr. Green Jeans is the Antichrist!

  • Synfandel

    colnago80 wrote:

    The Christian “god” is a triune while the Jewish, Muslim, and Mormon “god” is a singleton.

    Potayto, potahto.

  • oranje

    “We replaced Joyce’s Christian God with new Allah Crystals. Let’s see if she notices.”

    Nope. Still just words for imaginary friends.

  • Crimson Clupeidae

    So this is yet more evidence that all mentions of god in various state legislatures, on the money, the Pledge, etc., is seen as a specific sectarian version of their god? The one point both sides of the separation issue agree on, and it’s the one thing the courts refuse to admit.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    Crimson Clupeidae “So this is yet more evidence that all mentions of god in various state legislatures, on the money, the Pledge, etc., is seen as a specific sectarian version of their god?”

    It’s not sectarian. Catholic and Protestant, I see my God, you see yours. You can’t get much more non-specific than that. Oh, it’s still specific enough to exclude the Muslins, but they don’t count. And the JWs and Quakers exclude themselves.