The “grand wizard” (read: lead asshole) of the KKK in Philadelphia has been removed from the town watch in the historic Tacony neighborhood in Northeast Philly. Apparently no one had any idea that he was a white supremacist until he started distributing fliers to recruit other shitheads.
After years of dedicated service with the Tacony Town Watch, Bill Walters was told his services were no longer needed earlier this year. The reason for his ouster? Walters is a proud member of the East Coast Knights of the True Invisible Empire, that empire being the Ku Klux Klan. And Walters isn’t just a member. No, he’s the group’s Grand Dragon, which at least sounds impressive.
“We received information that Bill had been distributing flyers in the neighborhood trying to recruit new members,” says town watch president Joe Nicoletti of the excommunication, adding that no one on the town watch had a clue about their neighbor’s association with the Klan until the flyers turned up. “And part of our bylaws state that members must promote harmony in the neighborhood, and we all know that harmony is not what the KKK is about.”Walters has been with the KKK, which he consistently refers to as “my Christian group,” for over 30 years. He has lived in the Tacony neighborhood for the last 20, joining the town watch about five years ago. Walters also served as Republican committeeman in the 65th Ward for more than a decade until he was recently kicked out.
And Walters doesn’t get what all of the fuss is about.
He claims that he’s being persecuted for his religious beliefs. “We are a conservative Christian group,” he says. “My rights were infringed upon. I can’t believe in what I want to? This has infringed on my First Amendment rights. It’s reverse discrimination.”
No, your rights haven’t been violated. You don’t have a right to be part of that group. I love this part:
But, naturally, Walters maintains that he doesn’t hate anyone or have a lick of prejudice in his body. The KKK isn’t a hate group, he says.
“I know we have a bad name, but it’s not that way no more,” he insists. “When was the last time a black or Hispanic got hung on a tree?”
“But I haven’t eaten anyone for years!” — Jeffrey Dahmer