James O’Keefe Sets Guiness Record for Lameness

We all know James O’Keefe as the frat boy undercover videographer with the eminently punchable face, but I don’t know what could possibly explain this. He’s now put out a music video, complete with “dancing” and “singing” (quote marks intentional and well deserved). This just leaves me speechless.


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About Ed Brayton

After spending several years touring the country as a stand up comedian, Ed Brayton tired of explaining his jokes to small groups of dazed illiterates and turned to writing as the most common outlet for the voices in his head. He has appeared on the Rachel Maddow Show and the Thom Hartmann Show, and is almost certain that he is the only person ever to make fun of Chuck Norris on C-SPAN.

  • martinc

    Wow. Never have I felt more strongly that everyone needs in their life someone who has the courage to say to them, “If you go ahead with this, you are going to make yourself look a prize dick.”

  • http://www.holytape.etsy.com holytape

    An Open Letter James O’Keefe.

    As a fellow, white male american let me offer you one piece of advice. Stop it. Whatever you are doing, stop. If what you are doing can be described with a verb, stop doing that. Please. I would critique what you have made here, but I am afraid it would cause irreversible damage to the English language if it were forced to describe that video. So please. Just stop.

  • Jordan Genso

    This has to be Sully Bait for a Hathos Alert, right?

  • Abby Normal

    How does one use autotune and still come out flat? That shouldn’t even be possible!

  • http://www.facebook.com/den.wilson d.c.wilson

    James O’Keefe, desperately trying to reclaim the relevance he briefly had five years ago.

  • Hercules Grytpype-Thynne

    Speaking of punchable faces, Dinesh D’Souza’s face is showing up on many FTB pages in ads for his new movie, and I must say that O’Keefe’s face doesn’t even come close.

  • https://www.facebook.com/wes.aaron.5 Wes Aaron

    I love the Michael Jackson rip off at the end done soo poorly that it needs a weapon’s grade facepalm. The whole video looked like a bad 80′s rip off of? I can’t even remember videos this bad.

  • Pierce R. Butler

    Wow, Wes Aaron @ # 7 made it all the way through to the end.

    Where should we send the ambulance?