Hagee: Obamacare Paving Way for Mark of the Beast

Matthew Hagee, John’s even dumber son, answered a viewer’s question about how Obamacare is going to lead to the mark of the beast, a one-world government and, of course, everything they bizarrely think is going to happen in the “end times.”


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  • dingojack

    See what happens when birth control isn’t cheap and easy to access?

    Checkmate Death-cultists.

    🙂 Dingo

  • Pyra

    Oh, I adore how he differentiates between “taking us towards [the end times]” – which the ACA doesn’t do – but “allows that.” Because they’re all enthusiastic about anything that will bring about the end times, but then, they don’t really like the things that actually happen to people in the end times. What mental gymnastics!

  • TCC

    Matthew Hagee, John’s even dumber son


  • raven

    This is the real mark of the beast.

    $ $ $

    It’s owned the Hagees for decades.

    It’s easy big money. They’ve become very wealthy by god babbling. And will never stop as long as the dollars roll in.

  • magistramarla

    That monstrosity of a so-called church is an eyesore, too.

  • They’ll be rather surprised when The Beast comes along and does none of that stuff. “Hey, dumbasses, I can read! I read all that stuff in the New Testament years ago and came up with another plan, instead of that old one God figured out.”

  • Pierce R. Butler

    Is that really his face, or did they set up a ventriloquist’s dummy in front of the camera?

  • matty1

    What is so bad about a one world government anyway?

  • busterggi

    And here I thought it was bar codes that were the mark. Or was that SSNs?

  • Kevin Kehres

    @9 — definitely the SSN.

    There are thousands of web sites devoted to this. Sometimes, you just have to shake your head.

  • Trebuchet

    @8: There’s nothing wrong with a one-world-government, as long as it’s some sort of fundie Christian caliphate.

  • Kimpatsu

    Why do these people think that a one-world government is a bad thing?

  • Eldon McMullen

    I think it depends on who’s one world government it is. I’m quite sure most of these problems will go away as the planet heats up and so many people starve and drown or are killed trying to get a piece of the remaining pie. I’m 77 and have seen a lot of things go down. yet every day there are very happy things that happen to the people around me. So at least our part of the world is still a good place to live. Mac

  • I never get why these guys are always hollering about things that will bring on the End Times. Aren’t the End Times going to happen at some point? Aren’t they ordained by their interpretation of the Bible? Doesn’t their all powerful God want the End Times to happen?

  • Pierce R. Butler

    On further reflection: M. Hagee closely resembles Pinocchio from Bill Willingham’s Fables series, as drawn by Mark Buckingham.

  • matty1

    @14 I think the point is to add some urgency. There are going to be plenty of people in any religion who believe they should donate more, pray more etc but assume they have time to do so later. Scare them into thinking there won’t be a later and devotions and donations should go up.

  • @14&16:

    The balloon payment is due on their Caribbean retreat?

  • jnorris

    I cannot imagine a universal omnipotent and omniscient deity wanting to spend eternity with these beanbags. But I don’t want them to start sinning because I don’t want to spend eternity in Hell with them either.

  • Crimson Clupeidae

    TCC@3: You keep using that word…..

  • Go to heaven for the climate, go to hell for the company.

    Sam Clemens