‘Dr’ Alex McFarland is a Genius

“Dr” Alex McFarland is the director of the Center for Christian Worldview and Apologetics at North Greenville University. He isn’t actually a doctor, though. In fact, he was awarded an honorary doctorate by the Southern Evangelical Seminary the same year he was named its president, which sounds totally legit. But you can’t put anything past him.

In the wake of the tragic downing by a surface-to-air missile of Malaysia Airlines Flight 17, author, apologist and culture expert Dr. Alex McFarland is concerned that American planes could be vulnerable to the same kind of terrorist act.

“Here’s this rocket that took down an airplane that was thousands of feet in the air,” says McFarland. “With technology today there could be terrorists very far away from an airport who could accurately draw a bead on a passenger plane and bring it down.”

Wow. He just discovered that airplanes can be shot down. Better late than never, I suppose. And he knows how to prevent it:

“We’ve got to stop murdering three thousand babies a day in abortion mills,” he says. “We need a president and elected officials that not only will follow the American rule of law but the law of God and stand for marriage, and not the sodomy and immorality that’s been foisted on the America people by a 45-year marketing campaign called the gay agenda.”

McFarland says to ensure that the next terrorist act is not Americans being assassinated on American soil, the country’s leaders and citizens should immediately turn to God.

Yeah, cuz that will totally stop those rockets from shooting down planes.

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