Priest Getting Text Messages From a Demon

Someone get Gordon Klingenschmitt on the phone, we’ve got a live one. A Polish priest tried to do an exorcism on a young women and apparently failed (well yeah; there’s no such thing as demons) and now he thinks the demon is sending him text messages.

A Polish priest who carried out an exorcism on a teenage girl now claims he is being contacted by Satan – via text message.

Father Marian Rajchel from Jaroslaw, south-eastern Poland, said he started receiving the hate messages after failing to drive the devil out of her soul.

Now he believes that the demon is using the possessed teenager to attack him through a mobile phone.

‘The author of these texts is an evil spirit who has possessed her soul’, he said.

‘Often the owners of mobile phones are not even aware that they are being used like this. However, in this case it is clear.’

Demon possession: There’s an app for that. I hope he’s got an international plan because texts from hell can be really expensive.

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  • eric

    Demon possession: There’s an app for that.

    Angry Pazuzus. Don’t steal their eggs!

  • dean

    If the text messages are typo-free I’d believe there is some higher power involved – defeating auto-correct is more than mere mortals can handle.

  • He’s saying a demon is using a possessed teenager to use HIS OWN cell-phone to send him text-messages? That sounds like a really lame demon cobbling up a Rube-Goldberg “system” to do something most demons can do with much less trouble.

  • dingojack

    Imagine how embarrassed he’s gonna be when he figures it out.

    All this time he thought he was playing ‘pocket pool’ – he was really pocket texting…

    🙂 Dingo

  • Mobius

    A haiku I wrote many years ago…

    One often wonders

    Is demonic possession

    Nine tenth of the law?

  • cptdoom

    Do demons prefer Android or Apple products for their Satanic texting? There’s a potential market niche for the right entrepreneur.

  • “Still here. LOL. #FAIL”

  • I once wrote a demon daemon to do texting!

  • cptdoom @6:

    Demons use Windows phones. They’re that evil.

  • vmanis1

    Don’t laugh, there are a number of wireless carriers whose service is so awful that they are undoubtedly possessed by demons from the uttermost reaches of hell.

  • a_ray_in_dilbert_space

    Ed: ‘I hope he’s got an international plan because texts from hell can be really expensive.’

    From Texas, it would be a local call.

  • anubisprime

    When the blue blazes was the decade, or at what point in time, did the global gene pool get walloped by some KT boundary like event that ended up floating this viscous inane scum to the surface.

    Is this priest performing to the gallery or does he really believe this nonsense?

    Well I suppose if he likes dabbling about pretending to fight demons in folks heads then the former possibility pales into insignificance when compared to the latter possibility!

    Or possibly a combination of both…but like a bull fighter, all style, bravado, ego, pomp and theatrics and very little substance when the death of an animal is taken out of the equation!

    Shame on the RCC for employing such a dimwad….mind you most they employ would not do well in the real world anyway!

  • busterggi

    Texts from demons? What, no telemarketers in Poland?

  • Pumako

    Just wait until the demon starts texting pictures of his junk.

  • John Pieret

    Well, Hell! … I can’t work a smart phone EITHER! It’s got to be of Satan, right?

  • lordshipmayhem

    Linux uses daemons. Android is a type of Linux. Therefore, he’s getting text messages from an Android phone.

    Which makes as much sense as anything this priest is saying.

  • Pierce R. Butler

    anubisprime @ # whatever * : Is this priest performing to the gallery or does he really believe this nonsense?

    Polish Padre Rajchel knows his audience quite well – and will probably get a Papal audience from Francis out of this story.

    * Bring back comment numbering!