Rush: Obama Hates Christians Because His Dad is Malcolm X

Erik Rush, always seeking to top himself in the What The Fuck category, has a column claiming that Obama doesn’t care about the persecution of Christians around the world because his father is Malcolm X. I’ll give you a few minutes to stop laughing before I post the quotes….

Ready? Okay.

According to his origins narrative, both of Obama’s parents were Marxists, as were his maternal grandparents. He supposedly spent several years in Indonesia (a Muslim nation) as a child – but are we to believe that his communist mother somehow felt a compelling reason to have Islam inculcated into her son? Indeed, even if Obama did spend a few years in Indonesian Muslim schools, this hardly explains the deep knowledge and attraction.

In his pre-teens – once again, according to the narrative – Obama headed to Hawaii and fell under the care of his communist grandparents. He was also mentored by iconic communist Frank Marshall Davis (whom some contend is his real father, but we won’t go there just yet). Even still, during this period, Obama become more intimately acquainted with Marxism rather than Islam.

Some have speculated that Obama’s real father may have been the slain black civil rights leader Malcolm X, who embraced Sunni Islam after his pilgrimage to Mecca in 1964 and being expelled from the Nation of Islam. Apart from the uncanny likeness of the two men, there are those who claim that ample evidence exists to support this theory. One former intelligence operative has come forward, asserting that DNA evidence exists excluding Barack Obama Sr. as the president’s father. None of these parties has been able to produce incontrovertible evidence, however.

All things considered, a Malcolm X paternity certainly would explain the president having also embraced Sunni Islam, which he is dedicatedly working to advance. It might also explain his poorly concealed anti-Christian bias, as well as his administration’s appalling treatment of Israel.

This is truly one of the most hilarious things about right-wing conspiracy theories about Obama. They simply can’t agree on who Obama’s “real” father is. People like Joel Gilbert think his real father was Frank Marshall Davis, which explains why he’s allegedly a communist. People like Erik Rush think his real father was Malcolm X, which explains why he’s allegedly a Muslim. Dinesh D’Souza thinks his real father is Barack Obama Sr., which explains why he’s a “Kenyan anti-colonialist” out to destroy America. Seriously, wingnuts, make up that tiny little mind you all seem to share.

The truth, of course, is that George Soros invented a way to mix the sperm of all three men together in order to create a son who is a Marxist Muslim Kenyan anti-colonialist. And an atheist too. And then he used the time machine he invented to go back in time and create Obama. Wake up, sheeple!

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  • Donnie

    Dinesh D’Souza thinks his real father is Barack Obama Sr

    is this true? Where does Soreoto surname fit into these conspiracy theories?

  • Chiroptera

    Apart from the uncanny likeness of the two men….

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Jesus! I know that this shouldn’t be funny, but it’s as if they purposely try to fit the old stereotypes of racists!

  • yoav

    This dude finally figuring out that muslim and communist are not synonymous is a significant improvement, small steps..

  • rabbitscribe

    “None of these parties has been able to produce incontrovertible evidence, however.”

    Nor, in fact, controvertible evidence.

    … it’s as if they purposely try to fit the old stereotypes of racists!

    Erik Rush is African-American. Far from being stereotypical, he’s in a category of zany all his own.

  • erichoug

    Why is it that so many people prefer to play make believe instead of discussing the world as it is.

    I mean seriously, I don’t like president Obama, but that’s because of thing’s he’s actually done or not done and his policy positions. I have no need to pretend that he is the tip of the spear of a communist, Muslim invasion.

    It’s amazing that people don’t here this sort of thing spoken out loud and just start laughing.

  • Chiroptera

    rabbitscribe, #4:

    I read too quick and didn’t register the name.

    I wonder whether anyone in Rush’s mostly white audience notices the same “uncanny resemblence” between him and Malcolm X?

  • dugglebogey

    It bothers me that there is a thriving business with millions of dollars being exchanged over the idea the THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES HATES AMERICA.

    I give up.

  • http://www.ranum.com Marcus Ranum

    THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES HATES AMERICA.

    Technically, I would say that’s true.

    He loves Wall St and his bosses, and he loves power and flexing the US’ military might. Is that “America”?

  • colnago80

    The most amusing thing about the conspiracy theories that Obama’s father was really Frank Davis or Malcolm Little is that, if true, the birther conspiracy theories are disproved. Both Davis and Little were American citizens at the time of Obama’s conception so both his parents would have been American citizens in that case and the birther theory falls apart.

    An even more outlandish theory is that Ann Dunham wasn’t his mother but that her mother was his mother, making Obama her half brother. Shades of the Palins.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=648015874 markmcglone

    And even if these paternity theories were true, why would that mean Obama would have the same opinions as a father he didn’t even know. If I were the son of Ronald Reagan I wouldn’t be a Republican.

  • matty1

    You aren’t going far enough – thanks to the time machine Obama is his own father, you can’t tell me that’s natural born.

  • dingojack

    And his own mother — ‘I know where I came from—but where did all you zombies come from??’

    Dingo

  • favog

    @10 … Given what I know of him, I very much doubt Ronald Reagan Jr., son of and named after the Gipper, is a republican.

  • Childermass

    “is this true? Where does Soreoto surname fit into these conspiracy theories?”

    Which one? There are so many.

    In reality that is the surname of his step-father.

    But it Malcolm X is is dad (bloody unlikely) then it has no significance to the Obama’s life or his presidency as Obama never actual met the man, Malcolm X died when he was very young, etc. It is however, an admission that Obama is a natural born American citizen.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    Did you know that James Avery is Erik Rush’s real father? What does this mean? I don’t know!

  • Pierce R. Butler

    We’ll know when he cancels the elections and proclaims himself King &/or Emperor Malcolm XI!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=701394965 patrickashton

    Since when did these people start believing that religious and political beliefs are a genetic trait?

  • matty1

    Since when did these people start believing that religious and political beliefs are a genetic trait?

    Around 1500 I believe.

  • dingojack

    And Here was I thinking that Golem was Erik Rush’s Father!’

    ‘Noooooooo! That’s impossible!!!’

    @@

    Dingo

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=730511544 billdaniels

    Barak Obama was born in 1961. Malcom X died in 1965. Is four years enough to make a child a communist, Muslim, atheist, fascist?

  • Gvlgeologist, FCD

    The fact that idiots like Rush, Limbaugh, Beck, and other obviously fact-free nutcases aren’t laughed out of relevance by intelligent conservatives (and there are many) is a further demonstration that the leadership is just cynically exploiting the stupid in the base.

    Unfortunately for them, this has led to the inmates being in charge of the asylum, and to the gradual fading of the Republican Party. The sooner the better.