Erik Rush, always seeking to top himself in the What The Fuck category, has a column claiming that Obama doesn’t care about the persecution of Christians around the world because his father is Malcolm X. I’ll give you a few minutes to stop laughing before I post the quotes….
According to his origins narrative, both of Obama’s parents were Marxists, as were his maternal grandparents. He supposedly spent several years in Indonesia (a Muslim nation) as a child – but are we to believe that his communist mother somehow felt a compelling reason to have Islam inculcated into her son? Indeed, even if Obama did spend a few years in Indonesian Muslim schools, this hardly explains the deep knowledge and attraction.
In his pre-teens – once again, according to the narrative – Obama headed to Hawaii and fell under the care of his communist grandparents. He was also mentored by iconic communist Frank Marshall Davis (whom some contend is his real father, but we won’t go there just yet). Even still, during this period, Obama become more intimately acquainted with Marxism rather than Islam.
Some have speculated that Obama’s real father may have been the slain black civil rights leader Malcolm X, who embraced Sunni Islam after his pilgrimage to Mecca in 1964 and being expelled from the Nation of Islam. Apart from the uncanny likeness of the two men, there are those who claim that ample evidence exists to support this theory. One former intelligence operative has come forward, asserting that DNA evidence exists excluding Barack Obama Sr. as the president’s father. None of these parties has been able to produce incontrovertible evidence, however.All things considered, a Malcolm X paternity certainly would explain the president having also embraced Sunni Islam, which he is dedicatedly working to advance. It might also explain his poorly concealed anti-Christian bias, as well as his administration’s appalling treatment of Israel.
This is truly one of the most hilarious things about right-wing conspiracy theories about Obama. They simply can’t agree on who Obama’s “real” father is. People like Joel Gilbert think his real father was Frank Marshall Davis, which explains why he’s allegedly a communist. People like Erik Rush think his real father was Malcolm X, which explains why he’s allegedly a Muslim. Dinesh D’Souza thinks his real father is Barack Obama Sr., which explains why he’s a “Kenyan anti-colonialist” out to destroy America. Seriously, wingnuts, make up that tiny little mind you all seem to share.
The truth, of course, is that George Soros invented a way to mix the sperm of all three men together in order to create a son who is a Marxist Muslim Kenyan anti-colonialist. And an atheist too. And then he used the time machine he invented to go back in time and create Obama. Wake up, sheeple!