Mikey Gets Email

Mikey Weinstein of the Military Religious Freedom Foundation sends me his hate mail from time to time and I like to publish it because it provides a glimpse into the mindset of a sizable chunk of people. I found this one particularly amusing for some reason.

> From: ayrfrcbloomom@savyrsblud.ocm

Subject: Change Sides Mr. Weinstein

Date: August 2, 2014 at 4:37:52 PM MDT

To: Information Weinstein

Mr. Weinstein I am the mother of a cadet at the Air Force Academy the wife of an Academy graduate and a sister of another Academy graduate who flies fighters. I am also deeply faithful in my love of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and His Gospel of Grace. I also love our Air Force and all of the military. I understand how the faith in Christ is the only ingredient that can Save America through our military. I know you are the sworn enemy of Christ and the Air Force. But I will learn much more about you tomorrow.

Our church has a Sunday morning Bible study group which focuses on how current events are fulfulling the Prophesy of Christ of the end days. The end days are not only for real but are happneng now. Tomorrow’s class is all about you Mr. Weinstein. How you and the MRFF and your family are merely willing pawns for satan in all that plays out according to Christ’s plan. The class materials show you and your family. They look nice but we all know that the slaves to the father of lies can take any form. Especially pleasing ones. (2 Corinthians 11-14.) You fool noone.

It’s not really all of your fault as you have been assigned the role of the vicar of lucifer. Your evil because none of you cannot resist this. Our pastor teaches the class and is a known expert on you the MRFF and your family. This is why you lead the MRFF on the road to hell. This is why your wife sons and daughters will perish into the Lake of Fire with you. Along with all of those defilers of Christ with the hellbound MRFF. Once aflame in hell you can never ever be let out. Why would you wish this on yourself? On your wife and sons and daughters? On the people at the MRFF who serve satan with you? (Revelation 12:9.)

I write you today to beg you to resist lucifer and his hold over you and your family. You must try harder to fight against satan and only for Jesus. Many follow you and your loud charisma against Jesus. You are a great influencer for the dark one. You are a very clever deceiver. Just as foretold. If you would just summon the strength of Jesus Christ you could be the next Paul of Tarsus.

As a jew especially you must fight harder to resist the hold of the father of lies over you and of your kind. (John 8:44.) Over the MRFF. Over your family. All of your all’s eternal salvation depends upon this. We who are in Christ already know we will win in the end. And you and your fellow sinners of satan will lose and burn eternal for it. I know in your heart you do not want your children and grandchildren to burn. But they will and it’s your fault if you make them burn for your sins.

Please Mr. Weinstein. Change sides now and fight for Jesus. Reject your master lucifer. There is little time left. Save your family and friends. Jesus is your only hope. (John 14:6.)

I’m sure Mikey will get right on that and convert to Christianity.

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  • http://zenoferox.blogspot.com/ Zeno

    So Weinstein’s children and grandchildren will burn because of what Weinstein does. I guess nutbag Christians still can’t get enough of visiting the consequences of the sins of the father on their descendants. So much for individual responsibility. Or perhaps this is a form of multigenerational punishment visited only on Jews because, you know, of “the hold of the father of lies over you and of your kind.” Nutbags and bigots.

  • Larry

    I went to a Willing Pawns for Satan concert at the Colosseum back in the 80s when they were really hot. It was awesome!

  • samgardner

    And give up a title like Vicar of Lucifer? You’ve got to be kidding!

  • dingojack

    Your evil because none of you cannot resist this“.

    Clearly a lover of Jesus and the US military, but not of the English language. (Do I detect an ‘illegal’? Quick call the Sheriff.)

    Our pastor teaches the class and is a known expert on you the MRFF and your family. This is why you lead the MRFF on the road to hell. This is why your wife sons and daughters will perish into the Lake of Fire with you. Along with all of those defilers of Christ with the hellbound MRFF“.

    If only their Pastor wasn’t an expert in the doings of MRFF and didn’t teach a class on the Evils of Mikey and the MRFF, then all those things in the last three sentence would never occur.

    Since she’s so concerned she’d better kill her Pastor, if only to save Mikey and his family.

    Dingo

  • dmcclean

    Larry, you stole modus’s line.

    Modus, the pressure is on now to come up with something good, or you may not win today’s internet.

  • http://howlandbolton.com richardelguru

    Zeno, I can’t be bothered to look it up, but I’m pretty certain that fucking with the descendants of people that the old g-bastard is supposed to have taken a disliking to, even unto to the seventh generation, is perfectly, biblically cromulent!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1017276335 Strewth

    What amuses me is she can’t make up her mind as to whether Mikey is willingly helping Satan, unwillingly helping Satan but helpless to resist, or unwillingly helping Satan but could stop if he just tried harder.

  • Melvosh

    This is one of the most coherent letters sent to Mikey that I’ve seen. The sad part is that it has all the grammatical skill and logic of a letter written by an uninterested 3rd grader. Does Mikey ever get letters that appear to have come from someone that, just maybe, graduated high school?

  • http://motherwell.livejournal.com/ Raging Bee

    I understand how the faith in Christ is the only ingredient that can Save America through our military.

    The Son of God can’t save us without the help of the US military?

    I pray to Apollo and Athena that her son gets a better education than she did.

  • http://www.clanfield.net janiceintoronto

    Crazy bitch. Everyone -knows- that Satan is helping Mikey, and not the other way around.

  • Larry

    Larry, you stole modus’s line.

    [bows in Modus’s direction] I am not worthy! I am not worthy!

  • Kevin Kehres

    Interesting non-use of capital letters for names like Satan and Lucifer.

  • basementmatt

    At least she was (relatively) nice about it.

  • http://denkeensechtna.blogspot.com Deen

    I am also deeply faithful in my love of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and His Gospel of Grace. I also love our Air Force and all of the military.

    Because what better way to deliver grace than by high altitude bombardments?

  • Abby Normal

    I’m impressed by her manner. I don’t think I could manage to maintain such a civil tone while badgering and belittling another person. She sounds almost kind while threatening Mikey and his family with horrific torture. There’s a kind of beauty in that juxtaposition of courtesy and cruelty.

  • Mike Morris

    Another life lost and intellect stunted by Christ.

    No amount of education or exposure to life outside her bubble can revive this woman’s intelligence.

  • cptdoom

    Our pastor teaches the class and is a known expert on you the MRFF and your family. The class materials show you and your family. They look nice but we all know that the slaves to the father of lies can take any form.

    So, your pastor is a stalker, how wonderful. Did you ever think maybe a slave to the father of lies could also look like…wait for it… a pastor?!!!

    As a jew especially you must fight harder to resist the hold of the father of lies over you and of your kind. (John 8:44.)

    Ah, and just a smattering of anti-semitism to spice things up. It’s the coriander of bigotry, you know.

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  • Dave Maier

    Shun the comma, [punctuation] mark of the Devil!

    Also, what Strewth said @7.

    Also, nice return email address (the domain).

  • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Company_of_the_Wolf podkayne

    “Sworn enemy of the airforce”?

    Seriously? How does that work? Seeing an atheist activist as a sworn enemy of Christ I get, but the airforce?

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    Larry “I went to a Willing Pawns for Satan concert at the Colosseum back in the 80s when they were really hot.”

    The Clever Deceiver tour? I missed that, on account of I had mono. Also, a jail sentence. But mostly mono.

     

    “[bows in Modus’s direction] I am not worthy! I am not worthy!”

    Obviously.

     

    dmcclean “Larry, you stole modus’s line.”

    To be fair, I doubtlessly stole it from someone else.

     

    “Modus, the pressure is on now to come up with something good, or you may not win today’s internet.”

    You’re not the boss of me!

     

    Abby Normal “I’m impressed by her manner.”

    I am, too. It’s like evil grandma.

  • dingojack

    I prefer the Queans of Satan (a cross-dressing 70’s Glam Band).

    I laugh your pawns* to scorn — HA. HA.

    Dingo

    ======

    * The Porn of Satan however…

  • D. C. Sessions

    Jesus is your only hope.

    Woman can’t even quote Star Wars properly.

  • Chiroptera

    podkayne, #19: Seriously? How does that work? Seeing an atheist activist as a sworn enemy of Christ I get, but the airforce?

    Who do you think keeps those fighter planes in the air? Sure, you can believe your atheistic science of “aerodynamics,” but we really know that Jesus himself holds each and every plane in the air!

  • Georgia Sam

    “… you and your kind”? Yeah, I think that’s the heart of the matter, right there. And she doesn’t know the difference between “prophecy” and “prophesy.”

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R2XG9CnOj8 Olav

    Paul of Tarsus was, indeed, a very clever deceiver.

  • Trebuchet

    Interesting non-use of capital letters for names like Satan and Lucifer.

    And “jew”. Otherwise, pretty much the most literate Message to Mikey I’ve ever seen.

  • dingojack

    Georgia Sam – “… the difference between ‘prophecy’ and ‘prophesy’…”

    Well to be fair, they were only distinctly different noun/verb forms after the mid-18th century … about 200 years later than this knuckle-dragger’s mental milieu.

    Dingo

  • https://www.facebook.com/adam.achen A Waterchapel

    Mikey Weinstein is the Vicar of Lucifer?! Certainly there are some jealous Satanists out there!

  • John Pieret

    I understand how the faith in Christ is the only ingredient that can Save America through our military.

    The end days are not only for real but are happneng now.

    Wait a minute … the Air Force is going to save America from the End Times? What is it going to do? Shoot Jesus from the skies when he returns on a cloud?

  • John Pieret

    A Waterchapel @ 28:

    I’m no Satanist but I’m jealous. Who wouldn’t want to be the Vicar of Lucifer?

    (Anyway, if I’m not mistaken their latest album just went platinum!)

  • mikeym

    You fool noone.

    What does the leader of Herman’s Hermits have to do with this? Does he perform with the Willing Pawns for Satan?

  • dingojack

    A Waterchapel – Was this the kind of thing that Satan was expecting of his vicar:

    Geraldine Granger: You were expecting a bloke – beard, bible, bad breath.

    David Horton: Yes, that sort of thing.

    Geraldine Granger: And instead you got a bodacious babe with a bob cut and a magnificent bosom.

    David Horton: So I see.”

    😉 Dingo

  • busterggi

    All those random capital letters yet she doesn’t capitalize satan or lucifer? I call shennaigans.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=701394965 patrickashton

    Cliff’s Notes version: “You’re probably a great guy, but if you don’t do what I want you’ll burn in a lake of fire for all eternity.”

  • Nemo

    Once aflame in hell you can never ever be let out.

    One of the many things omnipotent God can’t do.

  • Sastra

    Abby Normal #15 wrote:

    There’s a kind of beauty in that juxtaposition of courtesy and cruelty.

    It’s called “faith.”

    I think the only way someone could write a letter like this is if they really, really believed the farfetched tales about God and Satan and spiritual warfare. Not believed in it as in “this is my faith belief over here … and then here’s all the stuff which makes sense and this is what I live by.”

    No, the writer has successfully managed to avoid compartmentalizing and she believes it, period. It’s not a metaphor, it’s not a narrative, it’s not the traditions through which my people live. She thinks it’s all very real and true and maybe she’ll be able to get through to Mikey Weinstein and this story will join in with all the other miracle stories, which are really true and definitely happened so send it to 10 people you know. It’s the faith of the small child triumphant.

    There’s a sinister cast to this sort of sincerity. Jesus weeps over all the people who choose Satan over God and so does she. She’d weep when she cut your throat — but only do so if she was absolutely sure it was God’s command. Maybe she’d have to ask someone else, though, in a case like that.

  • Sastra

    busterggi #33 wrote:

    All those random capital letters yet she doesn’t capitalize satan or lucifer? I call shennaigans.

    Oh no, that’s consistent. Some Christians think that capitalizing those names grants them honor and never do so. It might invite a demon who can see you being common and slack.

  • Crip Dyke, Right Reverend Feminist FuckToy of Death & Her Handmaiden

    Tomorrow’s class is all about you Mr. Weinstein. How you and the MRFF and your family are merely willing pawns for satan in all that plays out according to Christ’s plan.

    Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t this make Mikey the willing pawn of some Christ or other?

  • magistramarla

    I attended the AF Academy graduation in May at the invitation of a former student of mine.

    I was listening, and for the most part, all of the officials were very careful to not be offensive to anyone.

    One glaring god-botherer stood out, though. We were treated to an air show with some of the cadets flying gliders. It was very cool when they landed on the field right in front of us. We were able to hear the pilots’ commentary over the loudspeaker. Right at the end the female pilot said “And one more thing, may god and Jesus his son bless America.”

    There was wild applause for that.

    My hubby has been associated with the AF for over 30 years. It wasn’t this bad years ago, but the religious wingnuts have done everything that they can to take it over. I’m glad that Mikey. Is there fighting to keep it secular for those of us who aren’t interested in their religion.

  • grumpyoldfart

    The class materials show you and your family. They look nice

    Our pastor teaches the class and is a known expert on you the MRFF and your family.

    I know in your heart you do not want your children and grandchildren to burn.

    Sounds like somebody fantasizing about running a protection racket: “Nice little family you’ve got here. It would be a shame if something happened to it…”

  • jnorris

    How does one become an expert on the Weinstein family?

    How does “studying” Mr Weinstein’s family members not look like threatening them?

  • chris69

    Chiroptera # 23

    Who do you think keeps those fighter planes in the air? Sure, you can believe your atheistic science of “aerodynamics,” but we really know that Jesus himself holds each and every plane in the air!

    You know this is wrong, it is the FSM holding up the planes with his noodly appendages, if it was Jesus only 2 airplanes could be in the sky at a time, but the FSM has an infinite numbr of noodly appendages to keep all of those planes in the air.

  • David Eriksen

    This reminds me, it’s almost time to renew my donations to the MRFF. Conveniently, the Combined Federal Campaign makes it easy for me to contribute to the cause. Sometimes I wish Mikey gave the Army as much attention as the Air Force but I’m not sure we need it.

  • Nick Gotts

    How you and the MRFF and your family are merely willing pawns for satan in all that plays out according to Christ’s plan.

    There’s a fine multi-level confusion about agency here – which is intrinsic to Christianity, but more sophisticated believers usually hide it better. The point about pawns (I can vouch for this as a chessplayer), is that they are little bits of lifeless material, usually wood or plastic, neither willing nor unwilling, nor even indifferent. As a metaphor, “pawn” implies that the person referred to as such is not aware they are serving the “player’s” purposes, so “willing pawn” sabotages the metaphor. But here, we are additionally assured that every move of Satan is actually part of Christ’s plan, so the only one with any autonomous agency is Christ – i.e., Christ is playing with himself. If you see what I mean.

    And “jew”. – Trebuchet@26

    Spelling “jew” with a lower-case “j” is a staple of antisemitic discourse. Here it could be simple ignorance, but given the antisemitism others have noted, probably not.

  • DaveL

    I don’t get the “Defilers of Christ” thing. To “defile” something is to pollute it, to render it unclean and unholy, to ruin its sanctity. Is it even possible, in Christian theology, for Christ to be defiled? It sounds like she’s saying they used to have this God who was holy and perfect and all that, until Mike Weinstein came along and just ruined the whole thing.

  • D. C. Sessions

    It sounds like she’s saying they used to have this God who was holy and perfect and all that, until Mike Weinstein came along and just ruined the whole thing.

    What that rather strongly conveys is that the perfection and holiness that she treasures is their unrestricted privilege: “it was all JUST US and everything was OUR WAY until you people came along and ruined EVERYTHING!”

  • Chiroptera

    To the people complaining about “Christ being defiled”:

    If you’d quit throwing your jesus all over our public spaces, people wouldn’t be walking all over it with their muddy boots!

  • freehand

    Sastra, when I write a book on this subject, I’m going to call it “The Faith of the Small Child Triumphant.”