Tom DeLay continued his attempted political resurrection at a Rick Scarborough rally by calling to “bring back” the Constitution “the way God intended it and God wrote it.” Yes, he actually has said that God wrote the Constitution himself, presumably in a King James Version.
DeLay Wants God Back in Government
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