Your Dumbass Wingnut Screed of the Week

Rev. Austin Miles’ recent column at Alan Keyes’ Renew America site is practically the Platonic ideal of a dumbass wingnut screed. Lies? Check. Unsupported assertions? Check. Bizarre conspiracy theories? Check. Randomly capitalized words? Check. Laughably ridiculous boogeymen? Check. Let’s start with a lie about ISIS in Iraq:

The occupant of the White House (not president-a fraudulent squatter) has shown incredible indifference to the suffering of Christians being persecuted daily. He has not, nor will not, lift one finger to help or protect them.

Well, other than what he actually is doing, like facilitating arms to the Kurds so they can provide protection for them and fight against ISIS, and bomb ISIS positions.

Let this be clear: Obama was PLACED in the Oval Office for the express purpose of destroying America. His Communist handlers (CPUSA) found him in Kenya, his birthplace, and groomed him

He was born in Kenya, as the Kenya newspaper joyfully proclaimed when he managed to become a U.S.Senator. Shortly after I had found this on the Kenya newspaper’s website, it was scrubbed along with the birth certificate. Too late. We saw it. When Jerome Corsi of WND went there to get more information, he met only rigid silence and hositility as the entire area covered up Obama’s background.

Obama came here on a foreign student visa, and was put through University as a Foreign Student. He was never eligible to sit in the President’s office. He was NOT voted into office even though an illusion was created that made it appear so. Most of those votes were fraudulent including thousands from dead people.

The CPUSA also manipulated that second Obama “election” and if this works out like the Communists plan, that would be the last free election in America. The plan is for Obama to use Executive Order to declare himself, Dictator for Life in 2016.

Meanwhile the cowardly republicans and democrats who are NOT members of the Communist Party, will do nothing to stop this madness, when they could have him properly REMOVED from office. He should be promptly ESCORTED out of that office which he hijacked and taken to Federal Prison.

CPUSA? Seriously? That ragtag band of a few thousand idiots (at most) is running the entire country? Mr. Miles, I would be happy to make you a bet on whether Obama will declare himself dictator for life in 2016. If he does, I’ll give you every single dollar and possession that I have. If he doesn’t, you have to declare yourself to be a fucking moron and never write or speak on political matters again. Deal?

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  • freemage

    Ah, if only Our Leftist Overlords were one-one-hundredth as competent, powerful and effective as our enemies believe….

  • StevoR : Free West Papua, free Tibet, let the Chagossians return!

    Let’s start with a lie about ISIS in Iraq:

    Actually I’d start with the lie that Obama is a “fraudulent squatter” in the White House especially given he won his first election a lot more cleanly and clearly than the last republican incumbent -but then the lie Obama isn’t helping Christians in Iraq is also a noteworthy one too.

  • caseloweraz

    It’s insane. Where’s Susan Powter when we need her?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjfB4qDx3RM

    I know — wrong context. But still…

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    If he does, I’ll give you every single dollar and possession that I have.

    That’s hardly a bet. If he’s right, you won’t have any money or possessions, because Socialism.

  • MyPetSlug

    Brilliant! The all powerful Communist party wants to groom a young boy to grow up, become president, and destroy America from within. A plan that will take 35-50 years to implement. Who do they recruit? Any one of thousands of nice white American orphans? NO, too easy! Apparently, just to make their plan a challenge, they travel to Kenya to find someone who in the current social climate in the US is an oppressed widely discriminated against racial minority, couldn’t legally become president anyway since he wasn’t born here, and then they let him keep his foreign sounding name to make the ruse complete. It’s all so obvious now.

  • dhall

    #5 MyPetSlug – Yes, those commies are devious, aren’t they. And they were responsible for fluoride in the water too. And probably chemtrails, UFO abductions, the Philadelphia Experiment, Bigfoot, the chupacabra, and other stuff.

  • dhall

    Like Damien in the Omen movies.

  • http://www.facebook.com/den.wilson d.c.wilson

    MyPetSlug@#5:

    It’s a double-bluff! The CPUSA knows that no one would believe anyone would be so stupid as to setup a black man with a foreign parentage and Muslim-sounding name as a Manchurian candidate, which is exactly why they did!

  • http://www.facebook.com/den.wilson d.c.wilson

    The CPUSA also manipulated that second Obama “election” and if this works out like the Communists plan, that would be the last free election in America. The plan is for Obama to use Executive Order to declare himself, Dictator for Life in 2016.

    Scale of 1-10, Miles, how stupid will you feel when Obama leaves office in January 2017 and none of this ever happens? That is, of course, if you don’t simply pretend you never said any of this and instead transfer all of your paranoid fantasies onto Hillary Clinton or whomever gets the democratic nomination.

  • Chiroptera

    CPUSA?

  • Chiroptera

    CPUSA? Is that still a thing?

  • Larry

    is that still a thing?

    Only in the diseased mind of the RWNJ, much like Bill Ayers and all the other. Obama boogey men

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    Larry, they’re real. I saw them in person, back when Bill Ayers & The Obama Boogeymen opened for Patti Smith at CBGB in 2006.

  • http://www.facebook.com/robin.pilger Robin Pilger

    Mr. Miles, I would be happy to make you a bet on whether Obama will declare himself dictator for life in 2016. If he does, I’ll give you every single dollar and possession that I have.

    Some bet. If that happens, Obama will confiscate all private property anyhow.

  • oranje

    Dictator for Life, the new RPG coming in 2016 to XBOX, PS4, and PC.

  • bushrat

    @5 What you don’t understand is any white, American-born orphan would automatically reject the Commie’s upbringing, because of his inate Americanism, heck any white orphan, American or not would be hard to control, you know because superior genetics or some such thing. Really, their only option was some “darky from Africa” they could easily manipulate.

  • grumpyoldfart

    Miles got fired from Christian Post for telling lies.

  • zenlike

    I counted at least 20 blatant lies in that screed. I always thought lying was a sin. Oh well…

  • whheydt

    Many years ago, one of my sisters was invited by a friend of hers to attend a Peace & Freedom Party rally in San Diego County. Amidst all the casually dressed, very left-wing (for the time) speakers, one guy spoke wearing a suit and tie and gave the most conservative speech of the day. My sister asked her friend who he was and what such an out of place person was doing there. The reply…”Didn’t you know? He’s the local Communist.”

  • busterggi

    I never knew Michael Savage was a secret reverend!

  • hunter

    Wait a minute — communists? I thought the gay lobby was taking over America.

  • greg1466

    He was NOT voted into office even though an illusion was created that made it appear so. Most of those votes were fraudulent including thousands from dead people.”

    Really? You’d think it would be kind of obvious when ~70 million more votes are caste than there are eligible voters in the country.


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