I think the competition for the title of the dumbest and most pathetic man in the world is over. Meet William McDaniel of Butte, Montana, who went to a strip club, paid for a bunch of lapdances, then called 911 when the stripper refused to have sex with him.
William McDaniel found himself in jail when he called police to complain that he didn’t get sex after paying for a private dance at a strip club.
Butte-Silver Bow law enforcement said McDaniel, 53 years old, called police at around 10:30 p.m. on Saturday to report that he paid a dancer at Sage Brush Sam’s in Rocker $350 for a private dance and did not get sex.
Since it’s illegal to offer money for sexual favors, police arrested McDaniel on a misdemeanor charge of soliciting prostitution.