The National Institutes of Health is doing a study on the question of why lesbians have higher rates of obesity and that triggered a brilliant idea in the fever swamp inside Bryan Fischer’s head. Michelle Obama wants to fight obesity, so she should start a campaign to get lesbians to become straight and then they won’t be obese anymore.
“I would suggest that if Michelle Obama really cares about obesity,” Fischer said, “she should be out there leading the charge against normalizing lesbianism. She should be at the head of a campaign to convince women not to get into lesbianism. Her slogan ought to be ‘Fight Obesity, Go Straight.'”
Bryan Fischer, you’re a genius. Hey, did you know that Mississippi has the highest obesity rate of any state? The First Lady should start a campaign to get people to move out of Mississippi and they’ll magically lose the extra weight when they cross the border.