Steve Doocy and Brian Kilmeade, the staggeringly stupid hosts of the Fox News morning show, reacted just the way you would expect them to react to the video of Ray Rice punching his wife and putting her head into a metal railing. The lesson they draw from this: Take the stairs.
After TMZ released a leaked surveillance video that showed what happened when Rice knocked out the woman inside the elevator, the Fox News hosts asked viewers if a two-game suspension had been appropriate.
“We should also point out, after that video — and now you know what happened in there — she still married him,” host Steve Doocy explained. “They are currently married.”
“Rihanna went back to Chris Brown right after [he assaulted her],” co-host Brian Kilmeade noted. “A lot of people thought that was a terrible message.”“I think the message is take the stairs,” he added, as co-host Anna Kooiman giggled.
“The message is, when you’re in an elevator, there’s a camera,” Doocy concluded.
Ha ha! Oh, that’s hilarious, isn’t it? The lesson is that if you’re going to beat the hell out of a woman, don’t do it on camera! That’s certainly worth giggling about, don’t you think?