Oh, this story makes me all atwitter with excitement. The Jesus Vague Appearance World Tour has apparently come to Michigan, where Jesus made an appearance in a pierogi at a church in Ecorse. And it’s apparently a “good sign” after a church festival was cut short by strong thunderstorms.
The St. Andre Bessette Church Festival is going on right now, but during the festival Saturday, Chairman Robert Hellar says someone brought him a piergoi with “the face of Jesus” on it.
“I was in the taco booth making taco’s, and they came up to me and said ‘Jesus love polish food more than Mexican food’ and I asked why,” Heller said.
That’s when he saw the pierogi.“I was shocked. I looked at it, and you can definitely see the face of Jesus,” Heller said.
Except that Jesus didn’t actually look like that. You know who it does look a bit like? Charles Manson. And I’m amused that these appearances are always a positive message. A huge storm forced them to end the festival at which this occurred, so why don’t they see this as evidence that God is angry with them? Oh, right, because God only gets angry at other people, especially gay people.