Evangelist Flips Out About Satanic Books in School

Remember Joshua Feuerstein, the incredibly shouty evangelist who put up that staggeringly stupid video on evolution, then doubled down and turned it into an even more idiotic $100,000 challenge? Well he’s got another inexplicably loud video flipping his lid about the school in Florida that has to allow satanic books in school because they let Christians do the same thing.

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He’s mad as hell about this. Because it’s totally wrong to put satanic coloring books in schools. They should only be allowed to hand out Bibles, with wholesome stories like God drowning the entire world, ordering genocide again and again, Lot offering his daughters up to strangers, people seeing their fathers naked and burning people in hell forever. And the comments on his Facebook page in response to this video are hilarious.

Amen!!!!!!! I’m ready to put my foot down. My girls will take their Bible to school tomorrow and I’m ready to see what the school has to say!! Come on America don’t be wimpy!!! Do it for Jesus.. Stand up for the one who created you!! Jesus said if you deny me ,I will deny you. Please let’s start a revival!!!!!

Wow, your daughters are going to take their Bible to school. That’ll show ’em. You know what will happen? Nothing, unless they insist on reading it when they’re supposed to be reading something else or listening to the teacher.

If a christian were to pass out christian coloring books, we’d be railed for it.

Yeah, you must have missed the part about how this is only happening because the same school let the Gideons in there to hand out Bibles. Kind of an important detail, but it really messes up your fake persecution complex.

I don’t want my kids coloring satanic coloring books.This is not religious freedom.

Right. Just like other parents don’t want people handing out Bibles in that same school. But guess what? They don’t have to take one. They’re just sitting on a table. The school isn’t forcing them to take them, just like they aren’t forcing anyone to take Bibles.

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  • dhall

    Sorry, I could stand only about a minute of that rant. I think that even if I was Christian, I could stand only that much of it. I thought maybe the camera lens would fog up or get covered with spit.

  • erichoug

    I think that most modern issues that people go on and on about tend to stem from an inability to think things through.

  • Artor

    I watched the spittle-flecked rant with the sound off. I wonder how long before Fuerstein pulls a Breitbart and keels over mid-rant? That kind of incoherent rage isn’t good for a person.

  • eric

    Come on America don’t be wimpy!!! Do it for Jesus.

    Wouldn’t Jesus have just brought the Torah to school?

  • colnago80

    Re eric @ #4

    He wouldn’t have had an alternative. The Christian bible didn’t exist until 40 years or more after his demise.

  • tbp1

    I love it when they get caught on their own hook.

    It’s almost as if they are somehow incapable of anticipating the possible results of their own actions.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    If I can’t force others to follow my religion (in public schools, courts, the military, and City Hall), my Religious Liberty is being infringed.

    If others are permitted to have their religion available (in public schools, courts, the military, and City Hall), my Religious Libery is being infringed.

  • Michael Heath

    A Christian parent’s response:

    My girls will take their Bible to school tomorrow and I’m ready to see what the school has to say!! Come on America don’t be wimpy!!! Do it for Jesus.. Stand up for the one who created you!!

    [Heath bolded]

    A nice illustration on how badly we need to improve sex education in our schools; though I’m guessing it wouldn’t take with this yahoo.

  • caseloweraz

    All those satanic coloring books, waiting to be filled with satanic colors like pea-soup green. The horror! /sarc

    But speaking seriously of horror, did you catch the hyperbole about “lollipops filled with razor blades”? This dude is a fear-monger from the git-go. He’s filled with hyperbole as well as hypocrisy.

  • konrad_arflane

    They should only be allowed to hand out Bibles, with wholesome stories like God drowning the entire world, ordering genocide again and again, Lot offering his daughters up to strangers, people seeing their fathers naked and burning people in hell forever.

    Um. One of those things is not like the others.

  • eric

    @10: Ed just didn’t include the whole Noah story. Ham saw Noah (his father) naked. For that “crime,” Noah cursed Ham’s son Canaan…fast forward a book or two, and the Canaanites are slaughtered by the Israelites. The curse of Noah is also one of the passages cited by bigots to justify racism; this is the famous “curse of Ham” which in the 17th-18th century was one of the white Europeans’ justification for keeping black slaves. All of that because one dude saw his dad naked. It may not be as harsh as some of Ed’s other examples, but it is analogous in that, like those other examples, it presents a really stupd and bad moral lesson.

  • DonDueed

    Konrad said:

    Um. One of those things is not like the others.

    True. Only one of them lasts for an eternity.