Jon Stewart was both funny and filled with appropriate indignation at the Fox News orgy of faux outrage over President Obama saluting with a coffee cup in his hand. It’s bullshit like this that makes me want to beat Sean Hannity with the corpse of Eric Bolling. Yes, by all means, flip the fuck out about something totally irrelevant.
Clearly this is the gravest crisis since Obama wore a tan suit a few weeks ago, which was the biggest crisis since he put dijon mustard on a hamburger. Anyone who thinks this is anything other than focus-group generated bullshit, feel free to go fuck yourself, and that goes for all of the slack-jawed dumbasses who watch that shit and lap it up while Lee Greenwood plays in the background.