Klingenschmitt: ‘Demonic Judges’ Imposing ‘Devil’s Law’

Every day, Gordon Klingenschmitt does his internet TV show. I can picture him sitting around before the show thinking, “What’s the most ridiculous thing I can say on this issue?” On Thursday’s show, he said that “demonic judges” are imposing “the devil’s law” on America.


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  • tsig

    Little known fact: The judges use iron rimmed gavels to thwart gods’ will.

  • D. C. Sessions

    This really is getting remarkably Orwellian.

    “Imposing ____ law” == “not enforcing Christian privilege”

    “Destroying religious freedom” == “not enforcing Christian privilege”

    I’m sure that they’ll come up with lots more. All, basically, flipping “we’re not going to impose your religion on the Nation” into a phrase that normally means just the opposite.

  • D. C. Sessions

    Tsig, we need to get the True Believers to understand that this whole cultural slide started with the automobile. “Chariots of Iron” led to the dismal state that American morals are in today. For instance, it’s pretty much agreed that the “sexual revolution” really took off with back seats. Likewise, n*****s got uppity when there weren’t any more horses for them to tend (ah, for the days when lawn jockeys were real servants!)

    If they really want to get back to the morality that God intended for the USA, they’re going to have to get rid of the cars and all that goes with them. Horse-drawn carts, mules for plowing, and so forth. It’s a good thing that there are some Christian sects that never lost the old ways and can teach them.

  • dingojack

    Ah forget ‘chariots of iron’ — bring me my Chariots of Fire.

    😉 Dingo

  • John Pieret

    Demonic Judges

    Didn’t they open for the Stones on the Sympathy For The Devil Tour?

  • Larry

    I saw the Demonic Judges playing their one hit song, ‘Devils Law’ at Winterland in ’72. Crappy musicians but the light show was out of this world.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    He’s right. They’ve even forced my Christian Bakery to serve Devil’s food [cake]. It’s a big hit for gay weddings. Martyrdom is awful! Every night I go home and I cry myself to sleep on a big pile of money.

  • busterggi

    Funny thing if you think about it – no where in the Abrahamic rligions does their boogeyn give any lawscomandments orders, etc.

    Only gods are that anal.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=730511544 billdaniels

    “Every day, Gordon Klingenschmitt does his internet TV show. I can picture him sitting around before the show thinking…”

    Really, Ed? Really?

    You must be the first person in history to accuse Gordo of thinking.

  • cry4turtles