Austin Miles Is An Idiot

The Wrong Rev. Austin Miles is, quite frankly, a moron. Or he’s a liar. Take your pick. In his latest inane screed at Alan Keyes’ Renew America site, he says that Obama is going to cancel the 2016 elections as part of his plot to turn America into a Marxist dictatorship.

Here is the intent: If Obama’s scheme makes it through, there will be no further Presidential elections. This has been planned for a long, long time. One thing about the Communists, they are very patient as they quietly work toward the completion of a definitive goal ahead.

That goal, of course, is to see America turned into a Marxist Socialist Nation controlled by Communist Czars – and did you notice that the word “Czar” was never used in regards to government officer titles in the United States until Obama was placed on the throne? That term was only used in Communist Russia.

That last paragraph is like a perfect little microcosm of Miles’ ignorance. No, I didn’t notice that the word “czar” was never used in regards to a government officer because that’s bullshit. In fact, the term goes all the way back to the FDR administration. Nixon had two officials that were routinely referred to as czars and every president since then has as well. And no, that term was not used in “Communist Russia,” as the Russian revolution overthrew the czars. Czars were pre-communist leaders in Russia. This is what happens when you let a moron write columns.

The Communists are scheming for the Ferguson, Missouri incident to be the fuse that explodes into a national race riot. That is what Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are hoping to accomplish since this would put citizens at war with themselves in a new civil war while at the same time sapping the strength out of America, making her easier to control.

So how did the Communists manage to keep Obama’s birth certificate and university papers (which listed him as a “foreign student”) out of sight? As stated above, the Communists slowly managed to work their way into key positions in the U.S. Government, corporations, the schools, and even the churches. They were in a position to block any inquiries about Obama and to humiliate anyone who suggested that his paper work was flawed.

It is no secret that Obama’s sponsors and pushers were and are, The Communist Party USA (CPUSA). These days, what was once kept in secret, is now in the open. They have inserted themselves into every facet of American Life and can gang up on critics or questioners. They also control the media.

Imagine how deranged one would have to be to believe that CPUSA, a pathetic band of cold war leftovers numbering a few thousand at most, controls the media and the White House.

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  • marcus

    “Imagine how deranged one would have to be to believe that CPUSA, a pathetic band of cold war leftovers numbering a few thousand at most, controls the media and the White House.”

    Obviously, Ed Brayton, that is what they want you to think! Their plan is working!!!

  • HappyHead

    Wait… so is Obama a Communist or a Nazi? Why can’t these people decide which end of the political spectrum they want him to be at?

  • http://artk.typepad.com ArtK

    The Wrong Rev. Austin Miles is, quite frankly, a moron. Or he’s a liar. Take your pick.

    False dichotomy. He’s both a salad dressing and a floor wax.

  • http://twitter.com/#!/TabbyLavalamp Tabby Lavalamp

    It amazes me how much work would go into making the birthers’ conspiracy reality when it would have been easier and safer for the plans of the secret Communist cabal to mould a child born in Iowa to two undoubtedly American (read: white) parents.

  • peterh

    I’ve heard it would be to institute sharia law. . . . Who knew so many evil plots could be unwrapped in a single moment of paranoia?

  • NitricAcid

    I thought he was a dessert topping and a floor wax.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    There ain’t no party like a Communist party,

    ’cause a Communist party don’t stop

    You know we gonna party like a Communist party

    Til somebody calls the cops

    Everybody say “Hhey, hey, hey, hey, hey!”

    Everybody say “Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah.”

  • colnago80

    Actually at the height of the Cold War, it is estimate that there were more FBI infiltrators in the Communist Party USA then legitimate party members. The FBI was keeping the party in business.

  • k_machine

    Wait… so is Obama a Communist or a Nazi? Why can’t these people decide which end of the political spectrum they want him to be at?

    Haven’t you heard? Communism and Nazism are the same. Also Liberalism and Islamism. Basically everything outside of American Conservatism is Fascism.

  • John Pieret

    These days, what was once kept in secret, is now in the open.

    Though, strangely, he doesn’t give any evidence for the CPUSA running the country … but he has great evidence that the election won’t take place: “prophetess” Glenda Jackson!

    Man, that is just one long spew of insanity.

  • Larry

    Miles is gonna be in one of them FEMA camps before then so what difference does it make that there won’t be elections?

  • Jared James

    Why wouldn’t the Commies have conspired to eliminate the 2010 election, when the Lip Service to Theocratic Idiots party wasn’t in power?

    This fails the cui bono test on too many levels, except in the very narrow case that it will likely result in more the his marks becoming even more easily fleeced.

  • caseloweraz

    This rot has infiltrated many American popular songs. Example: the Jefferson Airplane’s “She has Funny Czars.” Example: Peter, Paul and Mary’s “Czar, Czar”. Example: “Vehicle” by the Ides of March (“I’m the friendly stranger in the black sedan, won’t you let me be your czar?”)

    Even the ads are suspect: “1-8-7-7-czars for kids…”

  • matty1

    Basically everything outside of American Conservatism is Fascism.

    Quite a lot inside of it looks like Fascism too, or is that just me?

  • vereverum

    They have inserted themselves into every facet of American Life

    He’s right, you know. Last night I found one hiding under the bed and two were crawling out of the woodwork. They left peaceably but one left me a copy of The Zions of the Eldercols of Proto.

  • hunter

    Wait a minute! I thought the Gaystapo had infiltrated the media and government!

  • John Pieret

    I thought the Gaystapo had infiltrated the media and government!

    The Commies hired them as subcontractors.

  • John Casey

    “So how did the Communists manage to keep Obama’s birth certificate and university papers (which listed him as a “foreign student”) out of sight?

    If the university papers are out of sight, how does anyone know they list Obama as a foreign student?

    I know, in the great torrent of derp here exhibited, this is just one minor logical flaw, but still…

  • dingojack

    ‘Austin Miles — International Man of Idiocy’.

    Coming to a Church Basement near you!!

    Dingo

  • http://www.pandasthumb.org Area Man

    This has been planned for a long, long time. One thing about the Communists, they are very patient as they quietly work toward the completion of a definitive goal ahead.

    Yes, so very patient that even after having obtained the highest office in the land and having infiltrated every American institution, they still don’t actually do anything, because that might tip their hand. They must wait, and wait. Things must be made to appear exactly as if they didn’t exist, and must continue to look that way forever.

  • shouldbeworking

    Of course Obama is going to cancel the 2016 elections. He didn’t succeed in stopping the 2014 elections! Obama is persistent!

  • John Pieret

    John Casey @ 18::

    If the university papers are out of sight, how does anyone know they list Obama as a foreign student?

    Well, duh! The very fact that the university papers are out of sight proves that there is a conspiracy to keep them out of sight, which proves he is really a foreign student! Some people just can’t see the trees for the forest!

  • Georgia Sam

    Um … Did I step into a time warp and go back to 1954?

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    Georgia Sam “Um … Did I step into a time warp and go back to 1954?”

    No. The John Birch Society stepped into a time warp and moved ahead to January 2009 or so.

  • Al Dente

    People like Miles wouldn’t know a Marxist if one threw them into a reeducation camp.

  • dingojack

    MO – “It’s just a jump to the left

    Then a step to the right….”

    {sorry}

    Dingo

  • http://festeringscabofrealityblogspot.com fifthdentist

    All the Bircher moves go to the right.

  • http://www.gregory-gadow.net Gregory in Seattle

    The term goes back even farther than FDR: during WW I, Woodrow Wilson created an agency called the War Industries Board, and the person who ran it was informally known as the “industry czar.” The Wikipedia even has an article on the political term.

  • dingojack

    fifthdentist – “All the Bircher moves go to the right.”

    Birchers are the ones circling around & around in ever-decreasing clockwise spirals (until they finally disappear up their own fundaments).

    Dingo

  • http://www.etsy.com/shop/LDORIGINALS Dalillama, Schmott Guy

    dingojack

    MO – “It’s just a jump to the left

    Then a step to the right….”>

    Far, far, far to the right.

    It’s the John Birch society, the John Birch Society, we’re here to save the country from a COMMUNISTIC PLOT! Join the John Birch Society, help us fill the ranks

    To get this movement started we need lots of tools and cranks

  • busterggi

    Impossible, Saint Ronald slew all the communists 30 years ago.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=523300770 stuartsmith

    I’m sold. It’s pretty obvious once you put things into context. As soon as you realize that the entire Republican party is a communist false flag op, intended to make America look ridiculous to its allies, isolate them on the world stage, run their military into the ground in pointless wars of choice, devastate their economy, and dismantle their education system from within, everything comes into focus. They’ve been standing around saying things so ridiculous no one can take them seriously, until every rational person instinctively assumes that the opposite of whatever they claim is the true. Now they’re finally in position to publicly denounce communism, and watch America flee into its arms.