Larry Klayman Makes Me Laugh

Larry Klayman, the dumbest lawyer in America not named Mat Staver, actually thinks that Obama has deliberately not imposed a travel ban on West Africa so that ISIS terrorists — who are nowhere near West Africa, incidentally — can give themselves Ebola, then travel to the United States to infect people.

Klayman told WND that Obama would never help white countries because he is dead-set on “furthering a type of reverse discrimination against people who are not African” and upholding his “affinity with Africa.”

“This president, in everything he does, wears his race on his sleeve,” Klayman continued. “And he’s furthering acts of terrorism because he’s opening the door to ISIS and other terrorists to infect themselves with Ebola and to come here and to spread it throughout this country.”

Even if this were a minimally plausible scenario, it would be the dumbest and least efficient terrorist plot ever. On the list of things to worry about, this falls somewhere below having a balloon animal pop in the next room.

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  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    Obama is the most racist president in history. He’s worse than the New Black Panthers, Albert Sharpton and Malcolm X combined, and is firmly committed to fomenting whatever Urban Americans (*wink wink*) call “Race War” in Ebonics. I first knew he was hiding something, during his Big Speech way back in 2004, when I noticed he was black.

  • Mr Ed

    Would Larry Klayman be available for movie night because that is some world class projection.

  • http://www.pandasthumb.org Area Man

    That theory is ridiculous. Everyone knows that ISIS must first go through Mexico to get aid from the drug cartels and then sneak across the border with the illegals.

  • reddiaperbaby1942

    He doesn’t make me laugh. He makes me want to throw up. These people aren’t a joke, they’re a symptom of a deep-rooted sickness and paranoia in our country. Richard Hofstadter described it very accurately, more than forty years ago.

  • reddiaperbaby1942

    P.S. to previous comment: after last night’s election, I just can’t laugh at these people any more. They’re profoundly dangerous.

  • chilidog99

    Larry’s too slow.

    Orly Taitz has actually filed a lawsuit in Browsville Texas alleging that very same claim (or something close to it, it’s hard to tell with Taitz what her claims actually are)

    The even more astounding thing is that she has found a judge actually willing to listen to her nuttery.

  • John Pieret

    Modus:

    Perfect, as always!

    Larry:

    in everything he does, wears his race on his sleeve

    A perfect self-description!

  • chilidog99

    A wrote up on Orly’s latest legal adventure.

    http://m.valleymorningstar.com/premium/article_dc6706a6-5fdd-11e4-9f96-001a4bcf6878.html?mode=jqm

    She has Leisure Suite Larry beat hands down on this one.

  • dingojack

    MO – forget the Black Panthers, worry about the pink ones!!! (Especially the Steve Martin re-makes)

    Dingo

  • iangould

    Of course, the most likely result of any such attempt is a bunch of dead terrorists.

  • John Pieret

    iangould:

    Of course, the most likely result of any such attempt is a bunch of dead terrorists.

    Ah, but you see … that’s the most fiendishly clever part of this plan! If you tried to bring in an A-bomb or weaponized anthrax or any of a number of other weapons of mass destruction, we’d be ready for you! But infecting yourself with a hard to transmit disease that will incapacitate you within a few days of making it to the US is so unexpectedly stupid, that no one would … well … expect it!

  • lorn

    It is laughable.

    But also sad because a whole lot of people are so deluded that they take this sort of claim seriously, get very worked up about this nonsense, and vote for politicians that feed the delusion and act on this nonsense.

  • Trebuchet

    A wrote up on Orly’s latest legal adventure.

    http://m.valleymorningstar.com/premium/article_dc6706a6-5fdd-11e4-9f96-001a4bcf6878.html?mode=jqm

    She has Leisure Suite Larry beat hands down on this one.

    The picture of her on that site is simply awesome!