Senator Shares Fake George Washington Quote

And here we go again, yet another conservative sharing a fake quote from one of the founding fathers. Only this time it’s a Republican Senator, Chuck Grassley:

If u love America u hv to appreciate GeoWashington He once averred that”It is impossible to rightly govern the world w/o God and the Bible”.

Apparently loving America requires that you appreciate invented quotations.

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  • John Pieret

    But … but … it’s what George Washington should have said …

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    He (or, more precisely, the staffer that actually posts) should have known it was fake. George Washington isn’t even on Twitter.

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  • jws1

    About GW quotes: does anybody know if the conservatives’ favorite is true? I’m referring to the one about (paraphrasing) “don’t call me king, call me Mr. President.”

  • dingojack

    John Pieret – No, no — it what (Elias) Washington thinks his more famous namesake might possibly, maybe, would have said (if asked a leading question by a WhirledNutsDaily ‘Journalist’), in order to fulfil Elias’ expectations.

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    Dingo

  • http://www.pandasthumb.org Area Man

    “U sld read Bble every day, LOL!!!1”

    –Thomas Jefferson

  • Trebuchet

    Lies, Damned Lies, and Republicans.

  • dan4

    Even if it were a real quote, why would talking positively about “governing the world” indicate a love for America? I thought conservatives felt that “globalism”and “world government” were the antitheses of patriotism?

  • John Pieret

    I thought conservatives felt that “globalism”and “world government” were the antitheses of patriotism?

    Not as long as it is True Americans™ who are governing the world … and not those brown people!