Humiliating Conor Robinson for Fun and Humanism

The incredible Conor Robinson has not shaved since he left in late summer 2013 for a year of humanist service projects as the leader of the Pathfinders. Now he’s shaving it off in one of four potentially humiliating ways to raise money for the Foundation Beyond Belief.

Suffice it to say, I’ve got a lot of memories in this here beard. Nonetheless, I’ve decided to shave it off to raise money forFoundation Beyond Belief.

The fundraising gimmick is simple: I’ve set up four separate fundraising teams representing different humiliating facial hair styles (Team Chintails, Team Fu ManchuTeam Mutton Chops, and Team Halfbeard). A week from now (11/27), the team with the highest fundraising total wins, and my face loses. For every $100 raised by all pages, I’ll sport the new style for 24 hours – up to one full week. I’ll post photo evidence of my public humiliation here and on social media after the deed is done…

So, cast your vote and spread the word. It’s all in good fun and it’s for a great cause. Thanks for reading!

And if any of you donates to anything other than the half beard, I shall be most put out. A week of making Conor walk around L.A. with half a beard on his face? Comedy gold. And for a good cause. Go forth and donate!

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  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    How much money did you raise to sport the embarassing style you’ve already got?

  • Trebuchet

    Is there a blockquote missing, or is Ed also shaving off his beard? Next you’ll tell me PZ is shaving his tentacles!

  • lldayo

    What? No neckbeard?