Nugent Makes Up ‘Fact’ That Can’t Be Made Up

To call Ted Nugent fact-challenged would be the understatement of the century. The legendary rock star, famous as much for shitting his pants and having sex with underage girls he has guardianship over as he is for music, took to the pages of the Worldnetdaily to make up a fact that he says can’t be made up.

Constantly catching our breath following one blow to the guts after another has become the new American mantra, but nothing could have prepared us for the president’s recent appointment of what may very well be the worst racist in the world today – his Reverend Al “not so” Sharpton.

Are you kidding me? This guy as some kind of race relations czar? Seriously?

And Al Gore is the expert on global warming, Michael “make stuff up as you go along” Moore will film the documentary, and I will edit the Lawrence Welk box set as soon as I hone up on my harpsichord jams.

You can’t make this stuff up.

Sure you can. You just did. There is no “race czar” and it wouldn’t be Al Sharpton if there was.

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  • matty1

    No race czars, then what do they drive in Formula 1?

  • patrickashton

    The only thing I agree with is this sentence Nugent writes shortly after that.

    In the world of the racist race-baiting industry, no one will ever let facts get in the way of their scam,

  • hunter

    Ted who?

  • busterggi

    Ted, you’re past your own announced expiration date.

  • Al Dente

    Ted who?

    Not to be confused with Michael Nugent, another blowhard but one who doesn’t shit in his pants (as far as we know).

  • had3

    He promised he’d be dead or in prison by now, he’s clear unreliable.

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  • skinnercitycyclist

    …and I will edit the Lawrence Welk box set as soon as I hone up on my harpsichord jams.

    “Mr Music” does not seem to understand the difference between a harpsichord and an accordion…

  • sigurd jorsalfar

    @8 skinnercitycyclist

    He doesn’t seem to understand what a ‘mantra’ is either.

  • http://dontlinkmebro F [i’m not here, i’m gone]

    Yes you can! Ted, just admit it.

  • birgerjohansson

    We may have found the secret identity of the gap-toothed yokel from The Simpsons.