Bill O’Reilly, always eager to cast himself as a brave hero, has declared himself the winner of a war that never existed. He says he single-handedly won the War on Christmas that he invented out of thin air, just like America beat Albania in the movie Wag the Dog.
He then went on Seth Meyers’ show and said it again:
“I won the ‘War on Christmas!'” he said. “I’ve been doing this for about 10 years and this is the only year we have not had a store that commanded its employees not to say ‘Merry Christmas.'”
“It’s over, we won,” he proclaimed.
Tell it to the Satanist display, Bill.