European Vacation 2: Electric Boogaloo

Glenn Beck now fancies himself a movie mogul, so he’s now apparently planning a remake of European Vacation, with himself as Clark Griswold and his co-host Pat as Cousin Eddie. They’re taking their families to Europe this summer before the whole place is destroyed by Muslims and other ne’er-do-wells.

“Pat and I truly believe that we are in the 1930s,” Beck explained. “I don’t know where, but we’re in the 1930s — maybe its ’39, maybe it’s ’35, I don’t know, but history is repeating itself.”

Beck went on to say that if people did not travel to Europe before World War II broke out, they were most likely unable to travel there again until the 1950s, by which point many great landmarks had been destroyed by the war and everything was in the process of being rebuilt.

“Because of what is happening, I believe London, France, Germany, Greece; I believe these things could be destroyed in what is coming,” he warned, saying that he wants his family to see places like Notre Dame Cathedral before Islamic radicals blow it up and France is no longer a free nation.

Wait, I thought France already wasn’t a free nation? Isn’t that why we renamed them Freedom Fries?


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  • StevoR

    I thought they thought Europe already had been destroyed by teh Muslims and other ne’er do wells?

  • Alverant

    Would it include the scene with nudity?

  • holytape

    @ 2

    Only if the that German Bar maid is played by Rush Limbaugh.

  • Sastra

    Has Glen Beck invested recently in any travel agencies or European touring groups? Not implying anything. Just wondering and asking questions, that’s all.

  • cycleninja

    I have one comment:


  • janiceintoronto

    With luck, the radical right French will keep him.

  • matty1

    I’ve long suspected the American right live in the past, it’s nice to see it pinned down to a decade. Though I am surprised it’s as recent as the 1930s

  • dingojack

    janiceintoronto – what as, a freak-show exhibit? ‘Venez voir Bek, le rustre de bouche bée!’



    Hmmm – ‘

  • fifthdentist

    Sorry, folks, Europe’s closed for two weeks to clean and repair. You’ll have to come back later.

    @ holytape: That image is a violation of the Geneva Conventions.

  • blf

    With luck, the radical right French will keep him.

    I rather hope they don’t as I live in France.

    I am surprised [the USAlienstan nutcases are living in a time] as recent as the 1930s


    Yes, I know Notre-Dame de Paris didn’t exist in c.1930 BCE (although Paris did). but there is no particular reason to think this goofus nutter knows (or cares).