Chuck Norris Shows His Love for the Worldnetdaily

The Worldnetdaily is terribly excited because Chuck Norris has apparently decided — or been forced to decide — that his weekly column full of breathtaking stupidity will appear only on that site and not on other internet sites. They practically squee over the prospect, calling it a valentine to WND.

Legendary martial-arts champion, action star, humanitarian and political commentator Chuck Norris has reaffirmed his longstanding commitment to WND by entering into an exclusive publication arrangement for his popular weekly “Cultural Warrior” column, beginning the week of Feb. 14.

“WND has always been an important environment for expressing my social and political views,” Norris said of the announcement. “Joseph Farah was first to give me the opportunity to become a weekly columnist, and exposure on his prestigious site as well as his encouragement helped establish me in what was a new role for me.”

“This was Chuck Norris’ idea and decision all the way,” said Joseph Farah, the founder of WND. “Of course, from my perspective, I welcomed the decision because of the extra value it brings to WND. I think it’s fair to say that WND and Chuck Norris have a special relationship.”

Wow, how…utterly irrelevant. So his columns won’t appear at Townhall and Human Events anymore, only at WND. Same old stupid, just available in fewer places. I’m so happy for you, WND. You do indeed have a “special relationship.”

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  • wreck

    I prefer to think of it as Chuckles being quarantined.

  • dingojack

    So Chuckie won’t get to publish a particular column in any other rag but WhirledNutsDaily after 14 February?* Hmmm… that sounds like such a special relationship. A positively ‘David and Jonathon’ kind of bond. @@

    Dingo

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    * it couldn’t be that no one else would pay a single cent for the abysmal crap he calls a ‘column’, would it?

  • http://artk.typepad.com ArtK

    It’s the WND’s definition of “exclusive”: Shit that is so stupid, nobody else would touch it with a 10 foot poll.

  • Loqi

    There’s a White Castle near my house advertising reservations for Valentine’s Day. Good to know that a White Castle reservation is now only the second worst Valentine’s gift ever. I’d rather have indigestion than an aneurism.

  • http://artk.typepad.com ArtK

    Crud… “pole” not “poll.” I is good Englisher.

  • lorn

    Somehow I doubt that there was much competition among media outlets to have Chuck Norris as a regular columnist. WND got him because it was the best offer he received. They did beat out the writing a column for the Podunk Senior High School yearbook or Snake Clubbers Monthly. But only because PSH and SCM wanted Chuck to pay them to publish his crap.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1246980039 caseyboucher

    Am I the only person imagining some lurid saggy gay love affair between Farah and Norris?

  • Ysidro

    Is this the same column that is ghostwritten by his pastor? I suppose he wouldn’t care where it appears since he doesn’t seem to care to even write it.

  • Kermit Sansoo

    caseyboucher says: Am I the only person imagining some lurid saggy gay love affair between Farah and Norris?

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    Oh gawd, yes. Yes you are.

  • magistramarla

    Loqi @4

    Speak for yourself, my friend.

    I wouldn’t want to go to White Castle for a Valentine’s Day dinner, but I would love it for lunch.

    I grew up loving sliders, but now I’m stuck in Hell (I mean Texas) with no White Castle joints.

    The frozen hamburgers simply do not measure up.