Jackson and Wiles Have a Bonding Session

No, not a bondage session, a bonding session. E.W. Jackson, failed Virginia lt. governor candidate, went on the air with Rick Wiles and they bonded over their mutual belief that President Obama is either a secret Muslim or mentally ill and is definitely trying to destroy America.

Far-right radio host Rick Wiles invited Republican politician E.W. Jackson onto “Trunews” yesterday to discuss whether, in Wiles’ words, President Obama “has a diabolical plan to transform America into an Islamic nation or is mentally ill.”

“Maybe there’s a juxtaposition between those two,” Jackson responded. “His behavior almost suggests a kind of delusion…. I don’t know if he’s mentally ill but I do know he does not think like most Americans think.”

Yes, that must be why a majority elected and reelected him.

While Jackson couldn’t say one way or the other if the president is mentally ill or a secret Islamist, he claimed that he knows for a fact that Obama speaks Arabic because he “heard” that once: “Apparently he speaks Arabic, at least that’s what I have heard, that he does speak Arabic.”

He speaks another language??? One that is important if we are to understand what’s going on in the Middle East? Now that is just dangerously close to being educated and we can’t have that. Education is a tool of the devil and Real Americans only speak American, dammit!

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  • StevoR

    Well that sure explains why Obama’s attendance at Jeremiah Wright’s sermons and why he killed Osama bin Laden don’t it? No?

    Um yeah, it really doesn’t. Although most most Muslims do hate Bin Laden and his terrorism and Wright is no RTC yeah?

  • John Pieret

    that must be why a majority elected and reelected him.

    C’mon, Ed. You know he was elected and reelected because of all those illegal aliens that voted multiple times as arranged for by ACORN that is still operating despite all the times Republicans unfunded it! Real Americans™ never voted for him.

  • StevoR

    RTC = Real True Christian FWIW.

  • caseloweraz

    Naturally, since the president grew up in Indonesia, he would learn to speak Arabic — rather than, say, Indonesian, Javanese, Sundanese, or Madurese — amirite?

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    HE CAN READ ARABIC!!! BUT ONLY OFF HIS TELEPROMPTER!!!

  • James Robinson

    Translation: We *still* don’t like having a black guy in charge.

  • Synfandel

    …President Obama “has a diabolical plan to transform America into an Islamic nation or is mentally ill.”

    Can’t be both, ‘cuz having a diabolical plan to transform American into an Islamic nation is a sure-fire indicator of mental health.

  • Die Anyway

    > “I do know he does not think like most Americans think.”

    This is probably true. I suspect that Mr. Obama is well above the mean in both intelligence and education. “Most” Americans are probably below him on the “thinking” scale. But then, shouldn’t we be electing people who are above average to run the country?

    I’m starting to think that if the Republicans want to win the next election, they should run Turtle Man as their candidate. If you want a real down-home bubba to run the country… well, there you go.

  • lorn

    Everyone knows that Jesus and God spoke english because the Bible is written in english.

  • http://www.facebook.com/park.james.102 parkjames

    As the saying goes, if English was good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for me.