Chuck Norris Reveals Shocking Presidential Endorsement

In an “exclusive” column, Chuck Norris reveals who he “prays” will run for the Republican presidential nomination (as if the guy wasn’t already running). And I’m sure it will be a huge shock that it’s the same guy he endorsed in the 2012 election, Mike Huckabee. Way to hunt down that “exclusive” story, Worldnetdaily.

Mike truly is a first-class patriot and a renowned man of integrity. Our country can truly use his caliber of character back in the White House not only to help restore the Oval Office but also our nation. Gena and I pray he will run for president and be our next president.

Mike’s not ready to make that decision yet, but he’s sure hinting strongly at the prospects.

He chose to be at the NRB Convention and bypassed the big Conservative Political Action Conference, where 16 or so GOP presidential hopefuls gathered to rally the troops. But that isn’t necessarily a sign that Mike has pulled himself from the prospective presidential platform.

As the BBC reported, Mike wrote in a Jan. 3 Facebook post, which received more than 95,000 “likes,” that he’s pressing on to even greater things than his super-popular Huckabee show on Fox News that ended the same night as the post.

Mike explained, “God hasn’t put me on earth just to have a good time or to make a good living, but rather has put me on earth to try to make a good life.”

He went to say, “As much as I have loved doing the show, I love my country more, and feel that it may be time for me to leave a zone of comfort to engage in the conflicts that have almost destroyed the bedrock foundations of America.”

Yeah, God didn’t put him on earth to make a good living. The only thing he cares about is America. Which totally explains why he continues to sell his mailing list to companies that push scams to his followers. Because he doesn’t care about making a good living, only about being super duper extra Godly and moral and stuff.

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  • ArtK

    The Whirled Nuts Daily is the political reincarnation of The Weekly World News and Chuck Norris is standing in for the Bat Boy.

  • wreck

    “God hasn’t put me on earth just to have a good time or to make a good living, but rather has put me on earth to try to make a good life.”

    I think he was put here so we would know exactly what a theocratic asshole looks like.

  • Marcus Ranum

    Chuck Norris is so forgettable that, uh…. what was I talking about again?

  • Akira MacKenzie

    Chuck Norris is so dumb, he roundhouse kicked himself in the head.

  • lorn

    Endorsing Huck, I take this to be irrefutable proof that Chuck took too many kicks to the head.

  • busterggi

    Don’t forget the Huckster’s commercials for that ‘diabetes cure’ that sponsors so much right-wingnut radio.

  • Artor

    I blame Bruce Lee. He’s the one who kicked Norris’s brains out through his ear, and now we have to listen to him blather. I wish Lee had stuck around, so he could be ashamed for what he’s left us with.

  • Synfandel

    WND, if most of your stories are ‘exclusives’, perhaps it’s because no other media service (a) believes they’re true or (b) thinks they’re news.