Glenn Beck loves to claim that he’s the only one who really knows the future and expresses his frustration that others can’t see it too. God has given him this great insight, but to show you just how humble a guy he really is, Glenn wishes he didn’t have to be the Lord’s spokesman.
After Beck spent an entire segment scrawling an incoherent map on his chalkboard to demonstrate how this will all play out, co-host Stu Burguiere helpfully summed up Beck’s convoluted theory as “Russia versus the Caliphate trying to divide up Europe,” which prompted Beck to predict that in this coming conflict, the West will side with Russia and fascism.
“You watch. That’s what’s coming,” Beck said. “That’s what’s coming.”
Beck then sat back down at his desk and started once again complaining that he doesn’t “want to be this guy” who spends all of this time laying out dire scenarios on his chalkboard, but that is what God has called him to do and so he will continue doing it “because there’s nobody else that sees the world the way I see it.”
“I don’t want to be this guy,” he said. “I’m tired of this. I can’t tell you how much I want to get away from the damn chalkboard and I don’t want to be the guy telling you the bad news. But it’s part of my job and it’s part of my calling and so I will do it.”
If you don’t want to buy into Beck’s warnings, he said, you are free to ignore him but “there’s no reason to call me a kook or anything else.”
Actually Glenn, God told me to tell you that he isn’t really talking to you at all and that you’re completely full of shit. I didn’t want to be the one chosen to tell you that. I begged him to give that terrible responsibility to someone else, but apparently I’m just so special that I’m the only who can do it.