‘Prophet’ Gives Beck a Mantle From God

Chuck Pierce, one of the top leaders of the New Apostolic Reformation and a self-declared “prophet,” got a visit at his church over the weekend from Glenn Beck. Naturally, he declared Beck to be a prophet as well and gave him a “mantle” that could be “used to spread a new fire in this land.” Then he took to Facebook to explain why he would do so for a Mormon heretic.

I know many of you have concerns about Glenn Beck being a Guest at Global Spheres while others thought it was the greatest thing that ever happened. Falma Rufus asked me to host her family, including her new son in the Lord, Glenn Beck. Because of my love and honor for Falma, I was very blessed to do so. I would do the same for any of you.

At Global Spheres, we are called to host revival.

Concerning Glenn Beck and his family, I enjoyed being with them. Jesus would have done the same. Glenn is a Mormon. However, many prophets have prophesied that those in the Mormon religion will have revival. How would that ever happen without someone like Falma praying and someone like me opening my heart to embrace the opportunity. I honestly know that it is “not by might nor by power but by the Spirit” that any of this can change.

Glenn Beck, like Cyrus has a voice to change this nation. Cyrus had God’s mantle to do so. Mr. Beck also has a mantle now that can be used to spread a new fire in this land. He has a heart to see our nation continue to embrace Israel. That is our common ground. If he continues to embrace the God of Israel, then he will eventually know His fullness.

I’m pretty sure this means that Beck will now inherit that bottomless bowl of spaghetti from Cindy Jacobs.

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  • peterh

    What a turgid buncha codswallop.

  • John Pieret

    If he continues to embrace the God of Israel, then he will eventually know His fullness.

    Should Glenn bend over now or later?

  • Loqi

    So one guy who pretends to have magic powers gives a magic cloak to bestow magic powers on another guy.

    Where I come from, we call this LARPing. I wonder if the cloak was a +1 or +2 enchantment.

  • http://www.thelosersleague.com theschwa

    @ Loqi (#3) – it certainly did not have any bonus to charisma.

  • dingojack

    “We’ve got a mantle from gawd” [cue: Peter Gunn Theme]*

    Dingo

    ———

    * Exactly where he got the gold lamé parachute pants from is anyone’s guess. (Don’t even mention the Demos Roussos Hawaiian-print kaftan and the ‘Fat-Elvis’ rhinestone-studded white jumpsuit!)

  • caseloweraz

    Mr. Beck also has a mantle now that can be used to spread a new fire in this land.

    Interestingly but trivially, in a search for images of “mantle”, this sort of mantle came in a distant second to that thing that lies beneath Earth’s crust. The sort of mantle Beck was given? Missing.

    At Global Spheres, we are called to host revival.

    Let me know when you announce plans to host a Global Spheres Ball. /snark

  • dingojack

    caseloweraz – puts me in mind of the following (imaginary) marginal notes on a proposed Bill:

    Sir Humphrey Appleby: A delegation of agéd shoe-repairers.

    Jim Hacker: Round objects.

    Sir Humphrey Appleby: Who is Round, and why does he object?

    😀 Dingo

  • raven

    Quite the word salad from C. PIerce. He says since Glenn Beck supports Israel, it’s OK that he is a nonxian heretic.

    A lot of nonxians support Israel. The people in Israel are one such group. Most of whom are…Jewish. Coming up a few dozen Jewish New Apostles. Some atheists support Israel. Coming up….atheist New Apostles.

    PS What in the hell does supporting Israel mean anyway? Letting them run US foreign policy and deciding our military deployments? Supporting their right to exist but not to be colonialists? It’s become a meaningless dog whistle.

    Support Israel, when, how, and why? There are 50 shades of support at least.

  • http://www.thelosersleague.com theschwa

    “Mr. Beck also has a mantle now that can be used to spread a new fire in this land.”

    In the online RPG I play, I finally acquired a Beck Mantle. It is SOOO overpowered! My build uses it and +3 empower gem to really make my fireballs and firestorms spell deal tremendous damage. I really want to combine it with my mage’s global spheres spell and really wreck stuff!

  • raven

    It is very easy to become a New Apostle.

    They just Make It All Up!!! It’s all make believe and let’s pretend. Children playing adult.

    Which means…anyone including you can be a New Apostle. Atheists, Pagans, Moslems, Mormons, Catholics whatever.

    My impression has been that the chief goal of the New Apostles is to scam as much money from their followers as possible. An affinity group scam. They may claim to want to save your soul but they really like cash, checks, and (probably) take credit cards.

    Hmmm, OK. As the first Pagan New Apostle, We need love offerings to …Naw, I can’t do it.

  • Trebuchet

    Apparently there really is a person named “Falma Rufus”. Who have thunk?

  • busterggi

    Glen Beck is no John Wellington Wells.

    And I refuse to waste an extra n on his name.

  • Synfandel

    Meh. So Beck has a mantle. I keep three or four spare ones in the case with my naphtha lantern.

  • Al Dente

    busterggi @12

    Glen Beck is no John Wellington Wells.

    Beck thinks he’s a dealer in magic and spells.

    In blessings and curses

    And ever-filled purses

    Particularly the latter.

  • sezme

    If I was named Falma Rufus, I’d go off the deep end too.

  • busterggi

    sezme @ 15) wasn’t that the name of the 13th apostle?