Tantaros Really Starting to Nail her Ann Coulter Impersonation

Andrea Tantaros may finally have honed her Ann Coulter impersonation to the point where it’s believable. In discussing the conviction of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev for the Boston Marathon bombing, she suggested that if they don’t give him the death penalty, Obama might trade him to ISIS.

“And I know people are saying, ‘Well, if he [gets] the death penalty, he’ll be a martyr, he’ll be considered a martyr and then ISIS and other terrorist groups will use it as propaganda,’” she opined. “I think that’s the last thing we need.”

But it was what might happen if Tsarnaev was spared death that really worried Tantaros.

“Could we be looking at a situation where he’s traded if he is not put to death?” the Fox News host wondered. “ISIS and terrorist groups saying, ‘Free Tsarnaev.’ And then, we’re in a situation again where there’s pressure to trade him or free him.”

Seriously, if she dies her hair blonde she could bank some serious coin performing as Coulter at frat parties and Tea Party events.

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  • Artor

    She’d have to get herself tanned (in a vat of urine, not a tanning booth) to get the White Walker look of Coulter. Tantaros has too round a face & nice skin.

  • matty1

    It’s about as likely as his coming back to life after being executed and then escaping by flying away.

  • colnago80

    The problem is that, given the number of appeals, even if Tsarnaevis is given the death penalty, the time until he is actually executed will be long enough so that opportunities for such an exchange will occur. In other words, it probably doesn’t make much difference in terms of such an exchange.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    Now she’s just being ridiculous! Why would Obama trade with an organization he leads?

  • Anton Mates

    Now I’m just wondering what Tantaros thinks ISIS would offer Obama in return for Tsarnaev. The codes to their satellite death ray? An assurance that gay Kenyans can face up to 7.5 degrees away from Mecca during prayer without being executed? The possibilities are endless!

  • caseloweraz

    Ye cats and little kittens! I really cannot fathom how someone with so little foresight can even get through a half-hour show.

    Here’s how the scenario she imagines would play out:

    1. Tsarnaev gets life w/o parole.

    2. President Obama trades him to ISIS for ? (Let’s pretend it’s for vases from the ancient temple of Isis*)

    3. Republican base, and much of the rest of the electorate, explodes in outrage.

    4. Democratic candidates lose in a 2016 Republican landslide.

    * That’s a throwaway line I remember from Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves. I know; it’s ridiculous. But so is anything ISIS might offer in reality.

  • caseloweraz

    By the way: The president could pardon Tsarnaev whether or not he gets the death penalty.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    caseloweraz, he has to, on account of them both being Muslins.

  • felidae

    The important difference between Coulter and Tantaros is that Coulter is intelligent but twisted and Tantaros is just stupid and twisted

  • StevoR

    So Anne Coulter and this fool are comedians yeah?

  • StevoR

    “ISIS and terrorist groups saying, ‘Free Tsarnaev.’

    Errr? Yeah? Where?