Glenn Beck’s Hilarious Soul-Searching

Glenn Beck put a highly amusing post on his Facebook page wondering if he’s wasted his life (yes) and if he should stop talking (yes). And he wonders if he’s really doing what God wants him to be doing:

Sometimes after a hard days work like today, I come home and wonder if I am doing what He wants me to do.

Really, Glenn? After all the times you’ve claimed that you’ve spoken directly to God and he has revealed this glorious future for your current endeavors, how you’re going to change the world and save the country? So were you full of shit then or are you full of shit now? Don’t answer that. We know the answer is both.

Today the blaze ran an exclusive story on a man who left the navy and is now serving in Iraq with the Kurds. He and fellow brothers left America because they are on a mission to protect these people from slaughter.

I then spoke to a mother and daughter from Egypt that are bringing medical supplies over to the Coptic Christians.

What did I do today? Spoke about it. Then talked politics,mixed with culture talk to make sure the audience was a big as it could be to hear the important news…

Have I wasted my time, talent and money? Would it have been better to take the money and just gone over and helped? Start the blaze, let it run itself and now make an impact elsewhere.

Would it be better for me to speak to small crowds than the mass? If not, maybe I shouldn’t have left fox. Was I all wrong?

Do you ever feel like maybe it is time to pack it up and go and do? I am one American that is tired of those who just talk. Unfortunately, I talk more than most combined.

Yes, you’ve wasted your life. Yes, you talk too much. You should shut up and go to Iraq to fight with the Kurds. We’ll await your postcard.

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  • John Pieret

    maybe I shouldn’t have left fox

    Left or got kicked out when advertisers dropped him in droves?

  • tbp1

    Is there some reason an omnipotent, omniscient being couldn’t just tell people what he wants them to do? I mean, my boss usually manages to let me know what he needs from me in a way that’s direct, clear and courteous. If there’s anything I’m unsure about I can just ask him. We’ve seldom had a communication problem and no serious ones. And he doesn’t even claim supernatural powers or divine authority.

  • kevinbeck

    I’m not sure what Glenn’s policy is regarding dissenting input. If it’s anything like Sarah Palin’s, this won’t last long.

    “How can I serve you and the cause better?”

    You could begin by taking a course in basic English composition. As things stand, your reliably maudlin and banal “essays” resemble the work of an ambitious fifth-grader with a Bible in one hand and a bottle of Oxycontin in the other.

    If you genuinely aspired to communicate more effectively with people outside your deluded swamp-dwelling American “base,” you would take the craft of writing more seriously. Given the millions of dollars those swamp-dwellers have eagerly poured into your bank accounts, however, I don’t think you plan to do a single thing differently.

  • colnago80

    Ole Glenn is crying all the way to the bank.

  • grumpyoldfart

    If Glenn tried to stop working, his wife and kids would jump on him quick smart. No way will they ever let their meal ticket leave the money-making machine.

  • marcus

    Ed, why do you hate the Kurds?

  • justanothera

    “If you are afraid of being lonely, don’t try to be right.”

    ― Jules Renard

  • Marcus Ranum

    I searched for my soul, once, and determined that I don’t have one.

  • felidae

    “What did I do today? Spoke about it. Then talked politics,mixed with culture talk to make sure the audience was a big as it could be to hear the important news”

    Yes, today Glenn worked hard to keep the dollars rolling in from the suckers and so he could hear the sweet, celestial music of the cash register ringing

  • lorn

    marcus @6 has it right.

    What the hell did the Kurds ever do to you to have GB inflicted upon them. Can you imaging sharing a foxhole with GB?

    On the other hand GB in the trenches could certainly inspire heroism, of a sort. People would line up to charge across no-man’s land and into the face of machine gun fire and artillery just to get away from Glen.