Donald Trump’s Sexist Tweet About Hillary

After Hillary Clinton declared her candidacy for president (duh), Donald Trump responded by first posting and then deleting a tweet that can only be described as inane, sexist and absolutely dripping with irony given his own marital history.

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How ridiculous is this? Let us count the ways. We’ll start with the obvious, the dishonest use of the term “satisfy.” She’s running for president, not for someone’s spouse. And even if she were, it’s unseemly to blame the victim of adultery for her spouse’s adultery. More importantly, the blatant sexism and hypocrisy of the whole thing. Trump has been married three times, to a succession of blonde models that he upgrades every few years to a younger version. Did they divorce you because you couldn’t satisfy them sexually, Donald? Would that be a reasonable assumption for someone to make and then use it as an argument against voting for you? Of course not, that only applies to other people who aren’t you.

And Donald, you haven’t seriously deluded yourself into thinking that a bunch of models decades younger than you are only with you because you satisfy them sexually, have you? Because that would be absolutely hilarious if you have. In fact, I don’t think they’re anything more to you than trophies, tokens of your status as a rich man. Like the turtles, it’s sexism all the way down.

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  • http://www.thelosersleague.com theschwa

    Whew! For once I am glad I misread something. I thought the title said it was his “sexiest” tweet. I was totally prepared to throw up in my mouth…

  • John Pieret

    The dead thing on his head has obviously crushed whatever was left of his brain.

  • birgerjohansson

    John, no the “wig” is actually a set of antennae that tune in on the latest MRA memes, allowing him to fine-tune his verbal ejaculations to his audience.

  • shakeb

    Worth noting, not that it makes it better, that someone (@mplefty67) tweeted that to Trump and he added quotes and posted it. In addition to all his other flaws he’s managed to post nearly 25,000 tweets without learning out retweets work.

  • D. C. Sessions

    The dead thing on his head has obviously crushed whatever was left of his brain.

    It’s not dead. If you were to try to take it off, you would see the feeding (and control) tendrils that go through his scalp and skull.

  • http://www.ranum.com Marcus Ranum

    How are Trump’s various marriages doing?? I’m assuming that each time he trades a trophy it’s because he can’t satisfy them, right?

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    Did they divorce you because you couldn’t satisfy them sexually, Donald?

    What? How dare you attack a real class act like The Donald! He divorced them! It’s true. He looked each of them in the chest and said “You’re fired.”

    And then he went out to find another empty vessel to hollow out and eventually discard.

  • lorn

    You have to remember that all of Trump’s trophy wives have had to compete with that dead animal he wears on his head. Doesn’t seem like much of a contest. A live woman versus a dead thing. Evidently it is more of a contest than it might first appear. After all, the women come and go, whereas the dead thing is always there.

  • carpenterman

    People, it’s not fair to blame the thing on Trump’s head for the idiotic stuff he says. The poor thing is probably embarrassed enough to be seen with him as it is.