Ignorant Has-Been Thinks Obama Planned the Baltimore Riots

Morgan Brittany, a washed-up kinda sorta “celebrity” from the 80s (she had a role in the show Dallas and not much else) whose agent couldn’t even get her on Dancing With the Stars now considers herself a political pundit, so the Worldnetdaily gave her a weekly column where she could spout stupid shit like this. She says Obama planned the Baltimore riots as part of his fiendish plot to destroy America.

Something is not right. I can feel it down to my core. I know that by saying out loud what I think I will be branded a kook and conspiracy theorist, but things are just not adding up. I completely agree with Erik Rush in his WND column of last week when he lays out his theory on why we are facing such turmoil.

I don’t think the chaos in Baltimore “just happened”; I think it was planned and is the next step in the breakdown of our society. I’m not saying that Freddie Gray, the 25 year old African-American man who died at the start of this was responsible; he was just the catalyst that the anarchists needed. He was the spark that ignited the flames…

Ever since the election of Barack Obama, racial tensions have ramped up. He was supposed to be the one to unite all Americans and heal the divide, but instead, he did everything he could to turn the heat up and make sure the divide became wider. He surrounded himself with racially divisive people in his administration like Attorney General Eric Holder. He inserted himself into every controversy that had a racial component, like the incident in July of 2009 with the Cambridge police, the Trayvon Martin case, Ferguson and more. And whether right or wrong, even before evidence was presented, he always took the side of the African-American. It became obvious that his concern was not for all Americans but a select few. In an attempt to show “African-Americans” that he cared, he instead succeeded in tearing off the scab of old wounds from the 1960s and fanning the flames of hate for the police…

Marxist and former member of the Nation of Islam Malik Shabazz turned up at rallies and fed the crowds more and more about the injustice against blacks and how the police single them out for arrests, beatings and murder. Everywhere that you turned, the mantra was the same: ALL police are bad, and we need to stop them any way that we can.

We saw in Baltimore last week a continuation of what began in Ferguson last summer. Ferguson was a warm up, with rioters coming in to the community from other towns and states. Organized by anarchists on social media, young people came out and followed the direction of their leaders to destroy and cause chaos. It worked, and Ferguson went up in flames; but when the flames were doused and the smoldering ruins were left behind, the organizers of this chaos moved on and waited for their next chance to make an even bigger statement.

From now until the verdict in this trial, the agitators will continue to travel and communicate city to city, town to town, stirring up unrest and hate, keeping people on edge waiting to see the result of this cliff-hanger. If the verdict is not what they want, perhaps Obama will have to institute martial law to preserve order, form a national police force and postpone the 2016 elections.

Ah, of course. It’s all about Obama canceling the election so he can become a dictator, dreamed up by the same paranoid extremists who still think Obama is going to seize all their guns, hand the country over to the United Nations and infect everyone with Ebola. The dystopic fantasy land they inhabit bears no relationship to the real world.

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  • wreck

    “I know that by saying out loud what I think I will be branded a kook and conspiracy theorist”

    Well, she got one thing right.

  • StevoR

    Unreal fears. Unnecessary embarrassment when reality happens as it will and Obama steps down peacefully.

    What will they say then?

    Most likely nothing.

    But everyone else will know and remember. Maybe. Okay maybe not everyone. But yeah. Then what .. another conspiracy theory about someone else. (*Cough Hillary, cough*) Oh well. Keeps em ocupied and .. unhappy. Butcan you convonce ’em otherwise?

  • Saad

    (Morgan Brittany) “Ever since the election of Barack Obama, racial tensions have ramped up.”

    Because we all remember the racial harmony when only white folk were in charge.

  • John Hinkle

    Anarchist Leader: It’s time for another riot.

    Minion: Ok, how do we get it rolling?

    Anarchist Leader: Minion, I want you to find a racist authoritarian cop and goad him into shooting you.

    Minion: How do I do that?

    Anarchist Leader: For starters, you look at him. Then run away. In the meantime I’ll muster the young urbanites.

    Minion: Got it. I’m on it!

  • Larry

    I completely agree with Erik Rush…

    … I think I will be branded a kook and conspiracy theorist

    These two things go together like eggs and bacon.

  • colnago80

    Looking at her profile on IMDB, she has been busy over the years. Each appearance may be C list quality but the number is impressive.

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0110115/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    Organized by anarchists

    Quoted without comment, for amusement.

  • StevoR

    Ever since the election of Barack Obama, racial tensions have ramped up.

    But that’s okay we have a black president now so we’re obviously in a post racial society at last where no more racism exists and thus no racism and racial tensions and .. oh wait ..

  • StevoR

    As long as we have a black president the cops can shoot as many unarmed black men running away from in the back and then frame ’em for shit they didn’t commit as they like just as they always have done before and its totally not racist because – oh wait.

  • dcsohl

    I think MO just won the internet by not saying anything.

  • dingojack

    Meanwhile …

    With the country’s leader seeking an unprecedented third-term, rampant political corruption and a collapsing economy (not to mention simmering ethnic tensions), seemingly spontaneous violent mass protests have broken out on the streets of all the major cities. The largely out-of-touch political leadership has countered this rising by unleashing a sickening wave of police brutality on the, largely, unarmed protestors —

    in Burundi.

    Looks like profits prophets of the RRW propaganda units are way off in their aim (again)!

    @@ Dingo

  • sugarfrosted

    Was she an everbeen? I’ve never heard of this show Dallas. Must have never entered syndication, which implies that it wasn’t popular nor good.

  • greg1466

    I would agree with her that “Ever since the election of Barack Obama, racial tensions have ramped up.” Primarily due to the fact that racists started going apeshit the second a black man got elected POTUS.

  • Hoosier X

    Not Morgan Brittany!

    I have never been this saddened to find out that a star I like has turned out to be a conservative ding-dong.

    I’m only vaguely aware that she was ever on Dallas. So that’s not what I used to respect her of.

    No, her career goes back a long long way. She was a child star. She was in The Birds!

    But her real claim to fame is an episode of “Twilight Zone.” One of my favorite episodes! It’s titled “Caesar and Me.” It’s the episode where Jackie Cooper is a ventriloquist who has an evil ventriloquist doll, Caesar, that tells him to do bad things! The cops take him away and Morgan Brittany is the little girl who suspected that Caesar could talk and was the real brains of the operation. Caesar and the little girl seem to be performing a partnership as the episode ends.

    When somebody asks present-day Morgan how she knows the Baltimore riots were planned by Obama, I hope she remembers to bite her tongue before she blurts out: “Caesar told me!”

  • otrame

    @12

    Dallas was a HUGELY successful night-time soap opera. A long time ago.

    I don’t think I ever watched an episode.

  • dingojack

    “No, her career goes back a long long way. She was a child star. She was in The Birds!”

    To be fair — even then she played a Loon.

    Dingo

  • colnago80

    Re sugarfrosted @ #12 & otrame @ #15

    One of the episodes of Dallas where JR was shot had the highest ratings in the history of television up to that time, surpassing the ratings for the last episode of The Fugitive,which had held the record up to that time and where Richard Kimble finally corrals the one armed man.

  • sigurd jorsalfar

    Something is not right. I can feel it down to my core.

    She should see a doctor about that. Stat.

  • sugarfrosted

    @15 Oh, Soap Opera. Makes sense why it didn’t make it into syndication.

  • theDukedog7 .

    Of course Obama didn’t do anything to encourage the Baltimore riots. Just like he did nothing to encourage the Ferguson riots. Why would anyone think that a leftist who takes racial strategy advice from Al Sharpton would encourage strife and violence?

    What I really like is all of the racial healing that 0bama has brought to the nation.

  • Hoosier X

    Why would anyone think that a leftist who takes racial strategy advice from Al Sharpton would encourage strife and violence?

    Could you explain this in a little more detail? For extra clarity, be sure to include the part about Al Sharpton forcing the police to murder people

  • theDukedog7 .

    @21:

    You seem upset that I told the obvious truth about Sharpton.

  • dingojack

    theDukedog7 – citations required.

    Dingo

  • colnago80

    Re dingojack @ #23

    I think that the dukedog may be David Duke, if it’s not Don Black.

  • Hoosier X

    @22

    So I’m guessing you can’t explain it in a little more detail.

    Pity.

  • captain_spleen

    Amusingly, Morgan Fairchild seems pretty sharp on her twitter feed. It’s mostly retweets, but they’re not moronic wingnut tweets being retweeted.

  • colnago80

    Re captain_spleen @ #26

    Actually, Ms. Fairchild is a pretty intelligent woman, no airhead she. Not all the glamor girls in Hollywood are airheads (e.g. Natalie Portman, Jill St John, Judy Holliday, Hedy Lamarr, Candace Bergen).