The Mother of All Conspiracy Theories

Rev. Austin Miles is a real wingnut’s wingnut. He writes, naturally, for Alan Keyes’ site Renew America and regularly spouts some of the loopiest conspiracy theories imaginable. But now he’s put them all together into the mother of all conspiracy theories.

Obama is not clinically insane but has been specifically programmed by his Communist handlers along with his Muslim allies to take America over the cliff. He is not dumb but a very useful idiot for the Communist Party ( Josef Stalin’s description for those who help his cause). Obama is totally controlled as an authentic Manchurian Candidate.

Obama’s importance to The Party is that he is the one tool created by the Communist Party to destroy America, the last country standing in the way of a Marxist-led One World Order. He was the handpicked candidate to bringing America down. This is precisely why he is he so important in history and remains so calm and poised in all situations.

Obama and the Party have conducted many rehearsals to prepare for the take-over which will be accomplished in the early part of November 2016. The first rehearsal was when the Communists and Muslims, who had deftly shoehorned their way into government offices by deceit and voter fraud, put him the Oval Office. He would not show his birth certificate, or any information about his real identity including his educational records which shows conclusively that he was here on a foreign student visa. All of that was sealed. With enough supportive power from those who had been slipped into government, all remained silent.

The rehearsal was to determine if the Congress, Senate, Speaker of The House or Sgt. At-Arms would have him removed. Those spineless jelly fish sat quietly with no questions or hearings.

The next rehearsal was to see if Obama could make Marxist statements with his exact intentions with no push back reaction. Check: Rehearsal Went Well.

The final rehearsal will be the early part of November, 2016 when Obama intends to use Executive Order to declare himself president (dictator) for life.

The current powerful push to take guns away from all citizens is underway. This way the citizens can no longer defend their family’s homes and property from armed invaders.

You mean he’s finally going to get around to taking all the guns away? Of course not. Miles’ “evidence” for this? There was a gun control rally in New York City. Didn’t have anything to do with Obama, but obviously if a group of people Miles doesn’t know wants something to be done, Obama will automatically do it. How obvious could it be? And it’s all been prepared with all those false flag mass shootings:

First of all, I am convinced that these mass killings were purposely orchestrated for this very purpose, to disarm all Americans to retard resistance. Notice how the mentally ill (or just disturbed) perpetrated these shootings. They could easily be brainwashed into carrying out such deeds that would prove a point about private gun ownership and the threat to all families as a result. Then when Obama makes his move in 2016, he can waltz to the throne with no push back.

And apparently Obama is so brilliant that he’s figured out exactly how to do this…but he’s going to die himself in the process:

Obama has already rehearsed the nosedive of America to destruction. What he does not seem to realize, is that as millions of Americans die while the plane crashes, Obama will be among the dead. He is too blinded and stupid to consider that.

Well if there’s anyone who would be an authority on being blinded and stupid, it’s Austin Miles.

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  • colnago80

    Makes Don Williams look sober and sane.

  • k_machine

    I for one welcome our new Communist Overlords.

    Obama is simultaneously not stupid, a useful idiot and stupid.

  • D. C. Sessions

    Another example of the “he is a brilliant evil mastermind who is too stupid to realize the consequences of his plan.”

  • Tony! The Queer Shoop

    ::pouts::

    No comment section over there. That piece is just asking to be viciously mocked.

  • David C Brayton

    Wow, that is some good shit there.

  • Michael Heath

    Austin Miles:

    The next rehearsal was to see if Obama could make Marxist statements with his exact intentions with no push back reaction. Check: Rehearsal Went Well.

    […]

    The current powerful push to take guns away from all citizens is underway.

    I largely identify with Barack Obama, including my politics. I consider myself a moderate with left-leaning intentions that’s a mostly committed establishmentarian.

    Therefore I find such rhetoric ludicrous on a number of levels. First I’m appalled at the dishonesty of these wingnuts when it comes to their describing the president and his behavior. Secondly I’m appalled that when they defame the president by calling this moderate some sort of evil radical, they’re labeling me with that same thing given my identifying with President Obama.

    It’s also an insult because I consider myself a loyal American. However my understanding of laudable American ideals is very different from theirs; where theirs doesn’t withstand scrutiny.

  • blf

    To paraphrase Terry Pratchett, “This guy’s so far from correct he can see the curvature of the Universe”.

  • sigurd jorsalfar

    No lie is too far-fetched when it comes to serving the interests of the christian right wing and their fellow travelers in the republican party.

  • cptdoom

    The stock market is soaring, Wall Street is enjoying record profits and income inequality is the worst it’s been since the robber barons enjoyed the Gay 90s. Worst. Communist. Ever.

  • chisaihana5219

    “…The Party is that he is the one tool created by the Communist Party to destroy America, the last country standing in the way of a Marxist-led One World Order.” So he is totally unaware that the only totally Communist-Marxist country left in the world is North Korea. It’s going to be awfully difficult to get a one-world order based on Marxist theory. On the other hand, we are headed for a corporate led one world capitalist order at breakneck speed.

  • Ysidro

    The bigots really are still living in the 1950s, aren’t they?

  • raven

    So he is totally unaware that the only totally Communist-Marxist country left in the world is North Korea.

    North Korea isn’t really Marxist commie. It’s more a dictatorship/kleptocracy with a state religion involving the leadership family. The Kims have been deified (by themselves) like some of the old Roman emperors and Ronald Reagan.

    Guy really needs to update his demonology. Communism has been dead for decades.

  • raven

    This really isn’t a very good effort. Austin Miles is a failure at been a crackpot.

    There is no mention of atheists, gays, demons, Orcs, or Space Reptiles.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    Worse, after the next election, from what I can tell Obama is going to change in to a white woman!

  • John Pieret

    I just want some of what Austin Miles is smoking!

  • grumpyoldfart

    Come November 2016 and Obama fails to declare himself dictator?

    Well that proves just how cunning Obama is.

    Self-declared dictator of America — and nobody knows!

    How cunning is that?

  • D. C. Sessions

    The bigots really are still living in the 1950s, aren’t they?

    It works, doesn’t it?

  • dingojack

    Notice how the mentally ill (or just disturbed) perpetrated these shootings. They could easily be brainwashed into carrying out such deeds that would prove a point about private gun ownership and the threat to all families as a result.”

    So, Austin ‘international man of mental deficiency’ Miles thinks that cop who shot a fleeing black man eight times in the back then calmly planted a taser on him, is ‘mentally ill or just plain disturbed’, eh? Why do you hate cops so, Austin, why?

    @@ Dingo

  • caseloweraz

    D.C.Sessions: Another example of the “he is a brilliant evil mastermind who is too stupid to realize the consequences of his plan.”

    Yes, and furthermore none of “his Communist handlers” who otherwise planned so brilliantly realized this could happen either.

    So much for that conspiracy theory. As I’ve said before in a different context, Austin Miles fails Conspiracy Theory 101.

  • caseloweraz

    Below Rev. Miles’s hallucinatory rant is a picture of Obama upon which is superimposed the word “IMPEACH.” Right below that is this interesting disclaimer: The views expressed by RenewAmerica columnists are their own and do not necessarily reflect the position of RenewAmerica or its affiliates.

    Yeah, right….

  • John Pieret

    Well, at least we now have the plot of the sequel of Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery.

  • carpenterman

    Seriously, guys, you need to take the portrait of John Birch down off the wall and find a new boogieman. The cold war is over, and *communism lost*. The Soviet Union collapsed decades ago. (Remember? It was all over the papers.) (Remember papers?) China is more cut-throat capitalist than we are these days. Poor Fidel down in Cuba is an aging anachronism. Trying to scare anyone who has even a vague notion of current geo-political politics with threats of The Communists taking over is like trying to scare a meteorologist with threats of Zeus’s thunderbolt. It’s just impossible to take seriously any more.

  • freemage

    My personal favorite bit is how ultra-powerful and omnipotent the Great Conspiracy is… but somehow, they couldn’t forge a single birth certificate to a condition that would pass inspection.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    freemage “My personal favorite bit is how ultra-powerful and omnipotent the Great Conspiracy is… but somehow, they couldn’t forge a single birth certificate to a condition that would pass inspection.”

    That part makes perfect sense. Every time the the CommuMuslins tried to forge one, all the numbers were in Arabic!

  • http://timgueguen.blogspot.com timgueguen

    Don’t forget that Miles follows a belief system that claims Satan will follow a plan set out in the Bible 2 millennia ago, a plan the Bible claims will be an utter failure. Why should Obama and his Communist handlers be any smarter than Satan, who apparently is completely unable to change his plans after all these years?

  • D. C. Sessions

    It works, doesn’t it?Trying to scare anyone who has even a vague notion of current geo-political politics with threats of The Communists taking over is like trying to scare a meteorologist with threats of Zeus’s thunderbolt.

    Well, first off: they only need a majority, not unanimity.

    Secondly, they do try to frighten people with Divinely Wrathful Weather. Just a different brand.

  • militantagnostic

    Modusoperandi

    Worse, after the next election, from what I can tell Obama is going to change in to a white woman!

    It worked for Micheal Jackson. Perhaps he was a test of the technology by the Communists.

  • eric

    Another example of the “he is a brilliant evil mastermind who is too stupid to realize the consequences of his plan.”

    They also make the same contradictory claims about the planners/overseers. Evidently, the brilliant evil masterminds capable of 50-year planning and manufacturing a perfect Manchurian candidate decided to pick someone born in Kenya to non-US parents who studied here on a student visa (according to Miles) to brainwash. Because making simple fundamental mistakes like this as what brilliant evil masterminds do.

  • http://aceofsevens.wordpress.com Ace of Sevens

    @eric: Presumably, no true American would go along with the evil plot.