Alex Jones ‘May Have to Leave’ if Hillary Wins

Alex Jones, reasonable as always, called Hillary Clinton a Jim Jones-style cult leader whose supporters are “braindead fluoride-heads” and said that if she or Jeb Bush are elected, he may have to leave the country. Sorry Alex, but it’s too late to make me a fan of either one of them.

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  • dingojack

    Alex – why wait?!?


  • Infophile

    1. Is he trying to make people vote for Hillary?

    2. What other country would be willing to take him?

  • D. C. Sessions

    He gan join Limbaugh in Costa Rica, where Rush went after Obamacare passed and where it appears that Ted Nugent has gone to ground after escaping from prison.

  • Neil Rickert

    The best reason ever to vote for Hillary.

  • Kevin Kehres

    Then here’s hoping for a Bush/Clinton matchup in 2016. Best news I’ve heard in years…although I’m sure Jones would continue to misuse the airways for personal gain.

    FWIW: My prediction for the general election are Scott Walker/Mia Love vs Hillary Clinton/Mark Dayton.

  • matty1

    To escape Obamacare, which he probably believes is goverment control of healthcare Limbaugh went to Costa Rica which has universal coverage for residents administered by the government and the main ‘private’ inssurane company is owned by the government. Makes perfect sense.

  • timgueguen

    Jones isn’t going anywhere. He isn’t going to forego the income he’s currently making to set up elsewhere, assuming of course any other government would let him in as a landed immigrant. I wouldn’t be surprised if Jones is on at least one exclusion list as a dangerous crank.

  • chuck c

    Fluoride-heads. OMG, that’s awesome. So stealing that.

  • chuck c

    No idea why I might have to use it, but that’s going in the archives of Silly-Ass-Stuff-I’ve-Heard.

  • scienceavenger

    …he may have to leave the country.

    Mars isn’t a country Alex.

  • D. C. Sessions

    Mars isn’t a country Alex.

    Does Pellucidar count? That would work, too.

  • Loqi

    @D.C. Sessions

    It has the word “lucid” in the name. Wouldn’t work for Jones.

  • moarscienceplz

    Wait, he said what? Sorry, i was too busy snorting a line of finest grade Colombian fluoride. Great shit!

  • StevoR

    @10. scienceavenger : Sadly for us all Alex Jones ain’t already on Mars.

    If he really wants to leave though, (here’s hoping! Bet he won’t!) I’d sure not stop him and recommend he gets as far away as as he can – not merely beyond Earth but to Pluto or beyond . (Sorry Plutonians!)

  • Doug Little

    Well the smart money would be on a Hillary vs. Jeb general election so he might as well start packing now.

  • lorn

    Another really good reason to vote for Hillary.

    My apologies to any country that Jones might end up in. Unless … hmmmm. is there some way to get him to join ISIS and move to the Caliphate? I think he would fit right in. A bushy bear and night-shirt would be an improvement. A match made in …

  • Lady Mondegreen


  • blf


    I suspect he is anti-fluoridation of DHMO.

    The John Birch Society was famously anti-fluoridation, and this nutter has always struck me as such a classic bircher that he hasn’t got any hinges to unhinge. The birchers believed fluoridation was a commie plot, and it’s probably safe to assume this nutter thinks everyone he disagrees with is a commie (and mooslin and athiest and lots of other words he can’t spell and doesn’t understand), and hence in favor of taking over “our precious bodily fluids”.

  • Lady Mondegreen

    blg, I knew about the Birchers and other right wing groups that held fluoridation to be a Commie plot, but honestly I had no idea it was still a thing.

    But I guess it is. Still. After fifty years and the collapse of Communism.


  • Lady Mondegreen

    blf. Sorry for the mis-nyming. Twas a typo.

  • thebookofdave

    Alex Jones, you are such a tease.

    It has the word “lucid” in the name. Wouldn’t work for Jones.

    Still works in Orwellian form Loqi, or with a sufficiently shock-insulated irony meter.