Manning Supports the Confederacy to Stop the ‘Sodomy Agenda’

James David Manning, the utterly deranged theocratic preacher from Harlem who thinks Starbucks puts semen in their coffee and thinks gays should be stoned to death, says that he eagerly supports the neo-Confederates and Southern nationalists because they can stop the “sodomy agenda.”

Anti-LGBT pastor David James Manning boasted on Tuesday that the legalization of same-sex marriage would spur a new Civil War — and that he would be on the winning side, Right Wing Watch reported.

“The nation must be rescued from the liberal God-haters and Constitution-haters and those that are pushing this sodomy agenda,” Manning said on Tuesday. “America will be rescued and the rescuers will be the Confederates, the Southerners, those that have been the blood-washed, blood-bought, Bible-believing, locked-and-loaded. I’m James David Manning, and I want to be one of them. I’m the Lord’s servant.”

Manning’s apparent admission that he is a secessionist comes on the heels of the announcement that he would take part in an event hosted by the Oath Keepers militia group on Saturday in Gettysburg.

That’s the real irony. A guy who wants a new civil war because we’re starting to treat gay people as human beings instead of murdering them is speaking at an event this weekend to heal our racial divides. That’s like inviting me to speak at a vegan conference.

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  • http://florilegia.wordpress.com Ibis3, These verbal jackboots were made for walking

    I guess the fact that the neo-Confederates would like nothing more than to scoop him up, shackle him, and drop him in a field to pick cotton for the rest of his life, bothers him not a whit.

  • marcus

    Ibis3, These verbal jackboots were made for walking @ 1

    Oh come on! Get real! They use machines for that now.

    Otherwise, spot on.

  • peggin

    Ibis3 @1 — why should that bother him? It wouldn’t rob him of his dignity — Justice Thomas said so!

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    Have you people even seen the sodomy agenda? It’s, like, all sodomy!

  • http://florilegia.wordpress.com Ibis3, These verbal jackboots were made for walking

    @marcus Maybe so, but they’d still rather see black people doing the job. Puts ’em in their God-given place.

  • dingojack

    MO (#4) – Saw them at the Horden, they were ROCKIN’! Didn’t think much the support act though – Klimsaphilia – they were a shower of shite…

    Dingo

  • marcus

    Ibis3 @ 5 Point taken. Otherwise, I suppose they could consign them to garment-plants making The Donald’s shirts.

  • Pierce R. Butler

    …in an event hosted by the Oath Keepers militia group …

    … an event this weekend to heal our racial divides.

    Since when has the OK-dokey agenda included “healing racial divides”??1?

  • John Pieret

    From RWW:

    Manning, who said that he will join these fighters, reported that the neo-Confederates will storm the Supreme Court and the White House, proudly flying the Stars and Bars over the Capitol.

    http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/anti-gay-pastor-pledges-new-civil-war-fight-marriage-equality-resurrect-confederacy#sthash.j4L3FKyj.dpuf

    While I am not in favor of violence, a small part of me hopes they try. They would quickly find out that, while the Feds might not think it is worthwhile to get into an armed confrontation with an old guy over grazing fees when they can just slap a lien on his property and wait for him to die or try to sell it, they have a rather different attitude towards people who try to force their way onto the White House or Supreme Court grounds. And, no doubt the Secret Service and Capitol Police are grateful for Manning’s heads up.

    BTW, dibbs on Sodomy Agenda as the name for my sex toy business.

  • sabrekgb

    Sodomy agenda…sounds like a fun plan of events.

  • sigurd jorsalfar

    modus, I’ve seen the Sodomy Agenda. It was years ago, when they opened for the Butthole Surfers.

  • carpenterman

    Manning needn’t worry. I’m sure sodomizing him isn’t on *anybody’s* agenda.

  • Akira MacKenzie

    When did Uncle Ruckus get ordained?

  • lorn

    The fact that he confederate cause sought to maintain the right to collect anyone looking like James David Manning, slavery was a racial thing, and sell him off to the highest bidder, to do with as they wish, just begins to scratch the surface. If Manning would just dig a little deeper, into the sexual side of slavery, he would find the safe stuff, white masters screwing black women; the scandalous stuff everyone knew about, white women using black men as sex toys; and the stuff the south doesn’t want to talk about, slaves used to fulfill full spectrum of diverse sexual desires. With mere homosexuality being on the plain vanilla side of things.

    When a person is property to use and exploit at will there is no end to how far those in power might go. None should assume that the worn patina of gentility and propriety in any way hindered the slave holder’s ability to fully explore the depth and breadth of sexual options. Animals, children, S&M and B&D themes were not uncommon, but seldom talked about. Yes, the south had a deep dark sexual side they explored for well over a hundred years. Some of it so perverse as to make the most explicit gay pride parade look like Sunday school.

  • Ichthyic

    why is it they never talk about the cunnilingus agenda?

    or the scissoring agenda?

  • http://twitter.com/rangedlunatic ryangerber

    If I hadn’t already heard of the Oath Keepers I would be very confused about why they are supporting secessionists… perhaps they should change the name to Oath Breakers.

  • dingojack

    sigurd jorsalfar (#11) – don’t forget the second support – Chocolate Starfish!

    Dingo

  • https://www.facebook.com/app_scoped_user_id/1383910591939350/ Marissa van Eck

    @15/Ichthyic

    Lesbian invisibility, duh. I am only half-joking here, by the way :/

  • dingojack

    Ichthyic (#15) – Well ‘DUH!’ Because women exist only for the gratification of men, just as the bible* tells us it should be! [/RWNJ]

    Dingo

    ———

    * Genesis 2:18

    “And the Lord God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.”

  • caseloweraz

    It’s anagrams time again. Selected anagrams for “sodomy agenda” ==>

    * Go, yeoman dads. (Marriage and/or parenting are the only agendas SSM activists have.)

    * Egad — nay dooms! (Contrary to proclamations by Manning and his ilk, no doom impends because of it.)

    * Aye, dogma dons… (They are dons — in the Mafiosi sense — of a baseless dogma.)

    * No “mad gays” ode (Nope, despite their “odes”, there’s no destructive goal on the part of gays.)

    Yes, calling their pronouncements “odes” is a bit of a stretch.

  • Azkyroth, B*Cos[F(u)]==Y

    because they can stop the “sodomy agenda.”

    He’d rather it were a free-for-all?

    …okay, I can *cough* get behind that…

  • Azkyroth, B*Cos[F(u)]==Y

    Sodomy agenda…sounds like a fun plan of events.

    “Plan” Is a little strong. There’s sort of a general sequence in mind, but it’s prtty open-ended.

  • eamick

    John Pieret @9: The Supreme Court has its own police. Because of different branches of government, I guess.