Savage: Martial Law, Internment Camps, Blah Blah Blah

Michael Savage, like most of the far-right, is like a broken record. They drone on and on endlessly with their predictions of impending doom, which never actually happens. Here’s Michael Savage doing the usual schtick about Obama declaring martial law, rounding up veterans and Christians and putting them into internment camps. You know the drill by now.

He predicted that once President Obama incites a civil war by overloading the nation’s welfare system, liberals will employ “illegal alien gangs” as their “army.”

“It’s all well and good, the welfare state, until you can’t afford it anymore,” Savage said. “And guess what happens then? The country collapses. And guess what happens then? Exactly what the government wants, which is civil war and insurrection. And guess what happens then? There’s martial law and autocratic control. And guess what happens then? There are internment camps.”

He said that while the government will only “come for the returning war veterans” and “come for the Christians,” liberals will feel protected with the knowledge that they “have the army of the night behind you, and who is the army of the night? It’s the illegal alien gangs that you have behind you, it’s those who burned the city to the ground in Baltimore behind you, that’s who you have, those are your armies, you think we don’t know it? We understand your entire plan, we understand why you feel protected, we understand why you let a murder like this go unindicted, we understand all of this.”

What, no seizing the guns? No forced gay sex? No Clockwork Orange treatment of patriotic conservatives? Sorry Michael, you need to up your game here. You’ll come face to face with the true horror once Obama injects you with Ebola.

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  • colnago80

    Although I suspect that many of his listeners tune in for amusement and believe not a word of what he says, there are still several million listeners who think he’s the cat’s meow.

  • John Pieret

    It’s persecution porn intended to give conservatives woodies.

  • StevoR

    Exactly what the government wants, which is civil war and insurrection.

    Umm .. what? The government wants insurrection and then civil war (or vice versa or both at once)? Dafuck? Why? What the hell and where’s ya extraordinary evidence?

    So then ..

    There’s martial law and autocratic control. And guess what happens then? There are internment camps.”

    Okay, internment (camps or otherwise) is usually a wartime thing especially war with other nations. Not sure who would want any of that except maybe the autocratic control. That’d usually be most tempting for, oh , I dunno the group that hates say the checks and balances of the Supreme Court and disdains democracy and has hereditary aristocratic type families of politicians like , er, the Bushes. Hmmm ..

    we understand why you let a murder like this go unindicted,

    Murder like what? The murder of Mike Brown? Of Tamir Rice? Of Trayvon Martin? The killers of Frddie Gray and Walter Scot were charged -the former sparking those Baltimore riots you presumably refer to.

    But that wasn’t illegal alien gangs – that was the police.

  • StevoR

    Arrrgh! Bold fail. Emphasis was supposed to just be on the word “wants” and not sure where the second bolding came from. My keyboard somehow I guess but could swear I didn’t put it there. Dammit!

  • lorn

    Color me informed … I knew about the police actions, and the protests, and riots, and some buildings were burned but I was completely unaware that Baltimore was burnt to the ground. Baltimore is a pretty big city, over 600,000 people …. wow … that is a really big story. That is the sort of thing that would dominate national news and all the media sources for weeks, and push every other story off the front page. What with over 600,000 having to flee into the countryside to escape their burning city. That must have been a massive FEMA operation with tents and porta-potties for miles. Who do I talk to about donating to help all those poor people out. How did I miss this?

    Michael Savage wouldn’t lie to me so obviously this conspiracy is really, really huge. If Obama has the power to seamlessly cover up the complete destruction of an entire city and displacement of 600,000, and the sprawling FEMA camps necessary to house them he is indeed a very dangerous man.

  • caseloweraz

    Somebody commented yesterday that the typical right-winger thinks the U.S. is the world. Savage gives evidence of that, as he apparently thinks the rest of the world will do nothing while they see American falling apart.

  • sigurd jorsalfar

    And guess what happens then? There are space invaders who come and enslave us all.

  • StevoR

    @6. caseloweraz : Curious here – what precisely do you think the rest of the world would do if they saw the United States fall apart and implode into civil war or whatever?

    I’m sure a lot of the world would be upset about and a lot of the world may also gloat and take advantage but really what do you think they’d actually do IF* that ever happened?

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    You Leftists couldn’t be satisfied with Baltisome, now you want Baltimore!

  • notruescott

    And the liberals are safe and secure because why? They’ve painted the posts of their door with lambs blood or something? Because you can tell a liberal just by looking?

  • StevoR

    @ ^ notruescott : Akso there are no liberal Christians and /or war veterans either?

  • StevoR

    You’ll come face to face with the true horror once Obama injects you with Ebola.

    Worse yet injects you with Ghey ebowla – its like ebola but ya bleed glitter from every orifice instead of blood and then get gay=-married afterwards instead o’f dying! ;-0

  • StevoR

    They drone on and on endlessly with their predictions of impending doom, which never actually happens.

    Well, just because it hasn’t happened and isn’t even slightest way remotely plausible~ish with the most stretched out bow and squinting likely doesn’t mean he’s always crying like wolf over spilt milk don’t mean it can’t perhaps, possibly happen one day when our Sun has ballooned into a red giant and Andromeda collided with the Milky Way does it? (Although I’ll bet on squared circles, ice sheets over Hades and perpetual motion machines being invented first!)

    I mean look what is happening to our poor mangled metaphors already!?11ty

  • dan4

    @10: I think the implication is that since all the returning war veterans and Christians will be in the camps, then the liberals will be safe (i.e., Savage believes that “liberal” is a mutually exclusive category with both “Christian” and “returning war veteran”).

  • Die Anyway

    Savage has me going in circles now. I had my axe all sharpened ready to round up Christians and herd them into internment camps but, as a veteran, I’m now part of the target group. WTF. Maybe I should just become a hermit.

    Oh, wait… none of this is going to happen. Never mind.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    By definition there can’t be any Liberal “returning war veterans”, first of all since they’re cowards who refuse to serve, and second since they all desert when they get over there and join Al Qaeda.

  • Trebuchet

    Obama will be out of office in about a year and a half. He’d better get started on this or he’ll run out of time. Oh wait, I forgot — he’ll be cancelling elections and declaring himself president for life any day now.

  • D. C. Sessions

    People, you need to remember that even if someone gets drafted and goes to war as a “liberal,” there are no atheists in foxholes so they will Come to Jesus before they return as veterans. And True Christians are always Conservatives!

  • theguy

    Shitage is example number 1 why you don’t get high on your own supply, kids.

  • busterggi

    No Modus, we want Baltimall!

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    busterggi, soon you Moochers will have it all. You’ll be the so-called 1%. Then you’ll have to protest yourselves!

  • Nemo

    @StevoR #3: Follow the “usual schtick” link for the context of “a murder like this”.

  • janiceclanfield

    I’m glad he hasn’t figured out that it’s us Canadians who are doing all the mischief in the U.S.

    We’re sneaky that way.

  • bobcarroll

    mo@#21 reminds me of a song: “When the idle poor become the idle rich…”

  • http://itsmyworldcanthasnotyours.blogspot.com WMDKitty — Survivor

    This seems appropriate…

    https://youtu.be/E8ftyVQM5FE

  • dingojack

    Or perhaps this

    :( Dingo

  • freehand

    Well, he does have history on his side. After all, throughout the ages the tyrannies of Ghengis Khan, Pol Pot, Stalin, Ivan the Terrible, Obama, and Pharaoh, if they had anything in common(1) it was their fervent desire to see popular discontent and uprisings.

    .

    (1) Besides, that is, their strong opposition to the oppression of gays, women, and ethnic minorities.

  • caseloweraz

    @StevoR (#8):

    Well, assuming world conditions were much like they are now, if a civil war broke out in the U.S., Britain and Canada would probably want to intervene on the side of the government. The rest of Europe would probably circle the wagons. It wouldn’t be an external threat to the U.S., hence NATO involvement wouldn’t be called for. The EU would have its own worries, especially Iran and other fractious nations in the Middle East. Russia, with Putin at the helm, could well make a foray into Alaska (disturbing the Palin family no end). If that happened, NATO might move to counter it. The specter of nuclear war would loom large, of course. China would probably just sit back and wait for things to settle out.

    And there would be huge economic repercussions. In short, as always, tremors in the existing international order generally shake everything up.

  • Numenaster

    StevoR said “Worse yet injects you with Ghey ebowla – its like ebola but ya bleed glitter from every orifice instead of blood and then get gay=-married afterwards instead o’f dying! ;-0”

    I would cheerfully trade bleeding glitter for my current arrangement. Glitter is way easier to remove from sheets.