Mikey Gets Email

In today’s installment of Mikey Weinstein’s email, we have a very charming gentleman who tells him to “burn in hell Jew faggit (sic)” and that he looks forward to the day that Mikey has his eyes plucked out by demons down in Satan’s playground.

From: hanksplumin@teamdixee1860.com

Subject: you Cant fight God

Date: July 18, 2015 at 3:38:45 PM MDT

To: Mikey Weinstein

Mr. Whinestien (sic) and all of the MRRF evilers (sic)

My wife and I have 2 sons in the service and we read the story of you in The Blazes (sic) on the about how you want to declare war on all the Christian chaplins (sic). For hating the gays for there (sic) disgusting non biblical corruptions. Get this. if your a faggit (sic) you belong in hell. If your a faggit (sic) lover then the same. The bible makes it clear.

Oh you seem to be fine with your jew-kin and raghead chaplains tho. You and the MRRF only attack chaplins (sic) of Christ.

Well we have a good message from the Lord Jesus Christ for you Mr. Whinestien (sic).


Same for your whores (sic) wife and hellbait children of wickedness.

Same for you demon followers at the MRRF.

May the Son of God curse them all to have their eyes pecked out by demons in hell. May you be cursed to suffer there (sic) never ending screams of righteous pain.

Mr. jew read the bible.

There is only ONE way to salvation. And only 1 true religion and one savior here to give it as a free gift. His blood shed (sic) makes us pure.

There is only 1 county (sic) which is the most pure and precious to Jesus and that is the USA.

Our soldiers are soldiers for Christ. No separation of Jesus and state in the constitutions (sic).

We dont need no queers or jewboys and sand niggers to bring down are (sic) once proud red white and blue.

The Christian chaplin (sic) is right you are todays (sic) king harrod (sic).

But actually no.

You are the antichrist for all to see. You fool noone(sic) anymore jew demon.

You will soon be tossed to the Lake of Fire to burn for all eternity. Youll (sic) have company with all your fag jew and camel jockee (sic) buddies.

We plan on enjoying your howls all the way in heaven.

Stars and bars forever!

For the Glory of Christ!

BURN Mickey and demon family for time imemorial (sic)

He seems nice. And highly literate and intelligent.

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  • http://twitter.com/#!/TabbyLavalamp Tabby Lavalamp

    The letters U, S, and A can all be found in the Bible. Proof positive that the USA is pure and precious to Jesus, so suck on that you America-hating atheists!

  • grumpyoldfart

    He’s not a “true” Christian.

  • http://howlandbolton.com richardelguru

    Bet you didn’t know that time immemorial is legally defined as ‘before 6th July 1189’ (When it was defined, in the 1275 Statute of Westminster, Richard I’s coronation was the earliest people were expected to remember, so if you had rights before that…)

    I wonder if that has anything to do with “time imemorial “.

  • http://www.ranum.com Marcus Ranum

    I’m looking at that email and thinking:


    That kinda tells me a lot about the sender.

  • Gvlgeologist, FCD

    FWIW, you missed a couple of sics where he used “your” instead of “you’re”.

    But illiteracy is the least of his problems.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003657987619 Barefoot Bree

    “And they’ll know we are Christians by our love,

    By our love!

    Yes, they’ll know we are Christians by our love!”

  • Alverant

    You can’t fight God. He keeps chickening out of every fight I challenge him to.

  • wreck

    “you want to declare war on all the Christian chaplins”

    Not the little tramp! He’s so cute.

    “We dont need no queers or jewboys and sand niggers to bring down are (sic) once proud red white and blue.”

    I think he had help from Lee Greenwood on that line.

  • Loqi

    I feel like you could have just put (sic) before the email and put the entire email in parentheses so we would just know to distribute the (sic) to every word in it.

  • Larry

    He seems nice

  • lldayo

    So to sum it all up: (hateful, bigoted comment) (sic)

    Got it!

  • Synfandel

    That letter was pretty sic.

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  • Freodin

    I am almost (sic) from laughing.

  • busterggi

    I’d expect so much better from a fan of Glen Beck.

  • Doug Little

    I have a feeling that this guy would fail both the written and civics portion of the naturalization interview.

  • Doug Little

    I like the salute to the stars and bars at the end, tops it off beautifully.

  • wsierichs

    And isn’t it lucky that Jesus wrote the Bible in English so that all Americans can read it! Now if it had been written in French or Spanish or some other language, we’d know the US of A was not Jesus’ favorite nation.

  • nemistenem

    150 years after the end of the Civil War a large # of Americans are just coming to grips about the impact a symbol such as the Stars and Bars has on a huge segment of our county’s population. Hatred towards Jews and nonbelievers has been around perhaps even longer than there has been racism, I don’t see this disappearing anytime soon, particularly with the level of education people such as this seem to have. Hatred and willful ignorance are bad enough each on their own, together they build an even more formidable wall against progress.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    Marcus Ranum “I’m looking at that email and thinking: teamdixee1860.com That kinda tells me a lot about the sender.”

    Exactly. Like Dixie in the 1860s he must be a Democrat, which is odd because aside from the overt anti-Semitism, I (as a Conservative) agree with everything he wrote, even if his dogwhistles are so poor as to be not dogwhistly at all.

  • http://twitter.com/#!/TabbyLavalamp Tabby Lavalamp

    By the way, I don’t think he misspelled “Chaplins”. Don’t the American armed forces have a squad of Little Tramps whose job it is to walk around with bowler hats and cans silently spreading the gospel?

  • http://twitter.com/#!/TabbyLavalamp Tabby Lavalamp

    And damn it! I missed that someone made that joke already! I thought I looked for it!

  • Loqi

    I still don’t understand why it’s so hard to get the abbreviation of the organization correct. How hard can it be to type “FRMM?” Err, I mean MFFR. No, that’s not right either. XJ6Q? Damn, this really *is* hard!

  • freehand

    Yeah, this sort of thing is about on par with their irrationality and hatred for knowledge in general (but especially science). I found the vicious immorality of the God they emulated in my childhood church to be as offensive as their self-contradictory and incoherent assertions about the nature of reality. Either would have sufficed to drive me away.


    The man is terrified. If he weren’t so unpleasant, he’d be pathetic.

  • Michael Heath

    From: hanksplumin@teamdixee1860.com

    Subject: you Cant fight God

    That right there’s enough to win the Internet today.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    freehand “If he weren’t so unpleasant, he’d be pathetic.”

    Dibs on headstone epitaph!

  • moarscienceplz

    Stars and bars forever!

    Ah! So this must be some of that Southern stuff we all are supposed to be so proud of all the time.

    OK then. Yay traitors! You go, homophobes! Don’t stop, antisemites! Whoo hoo! USA! USA! USA!

  • coffeehound







    (I can’t do this anymore, it’s too exhausting. It’s like conversing with my extended family).

  • http://drx.typepad.com Dr X

    stars and bars forever

    Another one of those people confused about which military they support.

  • http://drx.typepad.com Dr X

    My wife and I have 2 sons in the service and we read the story

    And good grief, children once lived in his home.

  • chuckonpiggott

    In the fourth paragraph if he put a comma after there it would make sense.

  • Lady Mondegreen

    “you want to declare war on all the Christian chaplins”

    Not the little tramp! He’s so cute.

    No, not him. He was a jewboy.

  • Die Anyway

    A Google search only finds “teamdixee1860” in 2 places, here in this post and a similar post of the same message on FB in Forum on the Military Chaplaincy. I’m thinking ‘fake’ but maybe someone else can confirm.

    Mo@25: my biggest laugh today. I’m almost tempted to tell my wife that’s what I want on my headstone.

  • The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

    Dr X @a 28:

    Another one of those people confused about which military they support.

    And one of the geniuses who think the Beauregard Flag/Battle Flag is the Stars and Bars.

  • Crudely Wrott, lurching towards recrudescence

    [begin Firesign Theatre ripoff]

    Hey man, you thin’ he’s gonna make it?

    I dunno, man. He look pretty (sic) to me.

    [end Firesign Theatre ripoff]

    Is it a universal law that the more self righteous and pious one becomes the less able one is to communicate in one’s native language? Some left over influence from Babel?

  • anubisprime

    One of the nicer Christians…

  • DaveL

    And good grief, children once lived in his home.

    You call that “living? “

  • dingojack

    coffeehound (#27) – “…AND LESBIAN LIZERDMEN, AND,, AND —

    BEN GHAZI (sic)!!!”

    There – finished it off for you at any rate…

    😉 Dingo

  • John Pieret

    screams of righteous pain

    Heavy metal band …

    you are todays (sic) king harrod

    Mikey owns a famous department store?

  • zbeeblebrox

    And you shall know them by their love…