Trump vs Trump

As much as I despise the virtually useless Chuck Todd, this video from Meet the Press tells the real story of Donald Trump. He isn’t “plain-spoken,” he’s just a loudmouthed asshole. And he’s just like Mitt Romney in the sense that he’s been on every side of every issue at some point.

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  • Pierce R. Butler

    But has Chuck Todd ever been on any side of any issue at any point?

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    I remember Trump Vs Trump. It was like Aliens Vs Predator, but with assholes.

  • Mr Ed

    This seems less politics and more game theory – Trumps strategy is to keep himself in the limelight long enough so that when the debates come around he gets a spot. Like a hockey tournament when you are down one goal, pull your goalie and go for broke because losing by two is no different than losing by one.

  • http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Modusoperandi Modusoperandi

    Mr Ed, Trump doesn’t want to go to the debate. The problem with debates, you see, is other people insist on talking. Have you ever noticed how, even when he’s not speaking, his mouth is open with lips pursed as though he’s about to? Debates are for losers who take turns talking.

    On a side note, I got a hold of Trump’s sex tape. It’s ninety solid minutes of Trump telling himself how great he is.

  • scienceavenger

    Chuck Todd is the Wade Phillips of political news, miscast as the guy in charge. He’s much better as the support guy with the stats and maps.

  • Synfandel

    This excerpt from Trump’s next speech has just been leaked:

    Are there any queers in the audience tonight?

    Get them up against the wall.

    There’s one in the spotlight, he don’t look right to me,

    Get him up against the wall.

    That one looks Jewish!

    And that one’s a coon!

    Who let all of this riff-raff into the room?

    There’s one smoking a joint!

    And another with spots!

    If I had my way,

    I’d have all of you shot!

  • rietpluim

    @Synfandel #6 – Good speech writer he has got!

  • StevoR

    @6. Synfandel : I know that song :

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQbOoUmhSPo

    One of the Pink Floyd classics! (1 hour 3 minutes 45 minutes mark.)