Corsi and Alex Jones, Together at Last

Jerome Corsi, founder of the Swift Boat Veterans for “Truth” and columnist for the Worldnetdaily, was a guest on the Alex Jones show last week and explained that both President Obama and Hillary Clinton are gay Muslim Brotherhood agents. Because you know how much the Muslim Brotherhood just loves gay people.

WorldNetDaily reporter Jerome Corsi, who thinks President Obama is secretly married to his male, Pakistani roommate and wears an Islamic wedding ring, appeared on “InfoWars” last week to allege that Hillary Clinton is also secretly in a relationship with her aide Huma Abedin.

Corsi told host and fellow conspiracy theorist Alex Jones that Clinton and Abedin are not only lovers, but also secret agents of the Muslim Brotherhood. Along with Obama, whom he says “has been Muslim Brotherhood from the beginning,” Corsi claims that the administration engineered the 2012 Benghazi attack and are working to arm Al Qaeda.

Those dastardly Muslim terrorists. They go around killing gay people so we’ll think they really hate them, but that’s just a cover for the fact that they employ gay secret agents to do their bidding and are so powerful that they can actually get them elected president of the United States (never mind that the Muslim Brotherhood can’t even elect a president in their own country of Egypt anymore). And they would have gotten away with it too, but Alex Jones and Jerome Corsi are just too damn clever for them.

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  • colnago80

    Three complete nutcases in a row. I don’t think Michael Weiner stands a chance. He better join Ann Coulter on the sidelines.

  • http://howlandbolton.com richardelguru

    Couldn’t bring myself to run the video, but doesn’t the guy on the right there look like he’s finally able to clear that constipation he’s been suffering from for the last month?

  • colnago80

    The president is about to visit Kenya. That should give the birthers orgasms.

  • http://denkeensechtna.blogspot.com Deen

    What are they, slash fic writers?

  • Die Anyway

    I have this sixth sense… I see dumb people. Everywhere. I guess Ed has it too.

  • Synfandel

    If this sort of self-contradictory, paranoid conspiracy fantasy actually resonates with more than about 0.02 per cent of Americans, you folks have a serious problem in your educational system. One should not be able to get a high school diploma without a demonstrably functioning bull-shit meter. I assume it does resonate with many more than that; otherwise these two boobs would have no audience.

  • http://artk.typepad.com ArtK

    @Synfandel

    That would be un-American. We have a long tradition of freedom, including the freedom to be pig-ignorant. There are days when I think that the right to be stupid and ignorant is more important to some people than the right to bear arms. I know that the right to bear arms is more important than the right to free speech — or life, for that matter.

    There are a lot of Americans who are not only ignorant, they are proud of that fact. There’s a deep anti-intellectual streak in our makeup. I’m really not sure where it comes from. It produces some interesting effects. See all of the university-educated, extremely rich, and powerful politicians rail about “the elites.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/eo.raptor.3 eoraptor

    Not only proud, but belligerent about their ignorance. As for stupid, isn’t that an innate, unchangeable characteristic? Theoretically, one can remediate one’s ignorance. But as Ron White says, “You can’t fix stupid.”

  • bushrat

    This is a match made in heaven. A combunsive liar combined with a man that will only believe blatant lies.

  • bushrat

    *compunsive

  • bushrat

    *COMPULSIVE!!!

  • lorn

    A neighbor of mine, not entirely unintelligent, he has a BA and runs a business, tells me that “there has to be something behind those conspiracy stories you make fun of because a lot of people are talking about them”. He understands that they are nutty but, operating on the where-there’s-smoke-there’s-fire principle he thinks that Obama and Clinton are devious.

    That is the way of propaganda. Even when the lies are known to be lies, they still smear the people they are aimed at.

  • Nemo

    The Muslim Brotherhood can elect a president in Egypt, they just can’t keep him once the military decides to have another coup.