OMG! The Military Killed a Biblical Giant!

OMG! The Military Killed a Biblical Giant! August 15, 2016

From my file labeled “It’s not journalism, it’s the Worldnetdaily.” They have a breathless story about the U.S. military supposedly killing an 11 foot tall giant in Afghanistan and keeping it a secret because OMG, IT’S THE NEPHILIM FROM THE BIBLE!

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It’s one of the most bizarre stories to come out of America’s longest war – an allegation United States Special Forces engaged and killed a “giant” in Afghanistan.

But it’s being reported by multiple sources. Several eyewitnesses claim the battle not only took the life of an American soldier, but that the government flew the huge corpse of the attacker back to the United States.

Reporter and researcher L.A. Marzulli explores the spectacular charge in the newest installment of “The Watchers,” the blockbuster series investigating the real evidence behind the Nephilim. These creatures were the offspring of the “sons of God,” the angels, and the “daughters of men.” In Genesis 6:4 and Numbers 13:33, the Bible speaks of “giants” populating the Earth. When ordinary people saw them, they said “we were in our own sight as grasshoppers, and so we were in their sight.”

A strange passage, but one Marzulli contends is backed by evidence. What’s more, these giants didn’t just exist in biblical times but live on through the present day.

No, it’s true! And he was killed by a soldier named David, armed only with a sling and a rock! How do they know? Get this:

This soldier testified there were rumors at his base in Afghanistan about the engagement with what become known as the Giant of Kandahar.

“We started hearing a rumor about a unit that killed what they were calling a really tall person,” he told Marzulli. “At first I didn’t think anything of it. I come to find out that the person they killed was actually three times the size of a man, had extra digits on their hands and on their feet, and had red hair. A special unit had come and wanted this target. We’d heard they’d killed this thing inside a cave or the mouth of a cave.”

They heard a rumor, you guys. How obvious does it have to be before you believe it? And you know why you don’t believe it? Because of evolution:

Another operator who spoke to Marzulli said those in power have a vested interest in keeping the story covered up.

“If it points to the Bible’s narrative being accurate, they don’t want it,” he said. “If it goes against Darwinian evolution, it’s not to be spoken of.”

Charles Darwin is censoring American heroes! I bet that bastard isn’t even a real American! Probably born in the Hawaiian part of Kenya!

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