Trump is the Greatest Whiner in Human History

Given Donald Trump’s penchant for self-serving self-pity, complaining and ridiculous exaggeration, it’s no surprise that he chose to spend his time while giving the commencement address at the Coast Guard Academy whining about how unfairly he’s treated.


After saluting the work and service of the U.S. Coast Guard, Trump turned to complain that he was being persecuted by the media.

“Now I want to take this opportunity to give you some advice. Over the course of your life you will find that things are not fair,” Trump told them. “You will find that things happen to you that you do not deserve and that are not always warranted but you have to put your head down and fight, fight, fight.”

He went on to tell the cadets that he personally has been treated so unfairly.

“No politician in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly,” Trump said. “You can’t let them get you down. You can’t let the critics and the naysayers get in the way of your dreams. I guess that’s why I want to thank you.”

Not just no president has been treated so unfairly, no politician in all of history! All those politicians who actually got assassinated? That pales in comparison to being legitimately criticized for having the maturity and knowledge of an average 8-year old. I think it’s safe to say that Trump is, in fact, the biggest, most ridiculous whiner in human history. No one has ever whined as much as he does. Many people are saying that.

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