The End is Near! Yes, again. Stop Laughing.

Having already managed to survive a dozen of so predicted ends-of-the-world, I consider myself something of an expert on them. So I must warn you that the end will begin — yes, again — on September 23rd, according to some reality-challenged wingnuts. And it all starts with a “sign.”

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We are now counting down the days to what appears to be the heavenly sign that the Apostle John saw in Revelation 12:1-2. The counter below shows the countdown to the sign’s fullest extent (in Jerusalem Time). This is not a countdown to the rapture, second coming, or any other end-of-the-world event, but only to the prophesied sign in the heavens, because we do not know for sure the exact day or hour of those events and they might happen many weeks or months after the sign.

Since the sign was first discovered in 2010 or 2011, a lot more has been revealed that appears to substantiate its significance. Below is the astronomical alignment as it will be arranged over Israel on September 23rd, 2017 (but it might occur on the 24th)…

It’s all wrapped up with astrology and numerology, of course, like all ridiculous theories of this type. David Meade, the guy who came up with this nonsense, told the Washington Post, “Jesus lived for 33 years. The name Elohim, which is the name of God to the Jews, was mentioned 33 times [in the Bible]. It’s a very biblically significant, numerologically significant number. I’m talking astronomy. I’m talking the Bible … and merging the two.” Yep. And coming up with enough fertilizer to make the Sahara desert bloom. Here’a a ridiculous video about it:

You’re welcome.

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